Crowley Time with me, Tom Crowley
Sep 25, 2026 · 1 hr 28 min · 14 segments
Recorded live at London Podcast Festival 2025, it’s Crowley Time! Set for stun and activate hyperdrive with Link Tangent on his biggest adventure yet! Written and performed by Tom Crowley Live, with…
Tom CrowleyHost
Andy SecombeGuest
Chiara GoldsmithGuest
Odinn Orn HilmarssonGuest
It was a hot spring morning in the downtown business district of London, and I, Vanessa Promotion, decided I was sick to the back teeth of spreadsheets.
A spreadsheet couldn't tell you it loves you or hold your hand, and yet here I was, spending every day staring at the bloody things like they were Ryan Gosling with his shirt off or a particularly tantalising road accident.
But...
Even the warm hug of a turmeric latte and a quinoa McMuffin can pick me up today.
How much yoga and vaping would I have to do to get over this? I've had it with this job, Mr.
These are the diaries of Link Tangent, space cartographer, broadcasting on all wavelengths down the time tubes in case they're more interesting than any romance novel readings that may already be in progress.
Now, hit it! I am a space cartographer, a charter of the skies, with pencil and set triangle and lunchbox full of pies.
I feel like the cartographer of love My shiny sextant indicates by pure coincidence I'm coming in exactly at your angle of incidence Prepare yourself for boarding My cargo is immense You'll make me the cartographer Cartographer You'll make me the cartographer of
And when I've mapped your galaxy down to the smallest bits, I'll set a course for happiness and jump right on your landing strip.
It was a hot spring morning in the downtown business district of London, and I, Vanessa Promotion, decided I was sick to the back teeth of spreadsheets.
A spreadsheet couldn't tell you it loves you or hold your hand, and yet here I was, spending every day staring at the bloody things like they were Ryan Gosling with his shirt off or a particularly tantalising road accident.
But...
Even the warm hug of a turmeric latte and a quinoa McMuffin can pick me up today.
How much yoga and vaping would I have to do to get over this? I've had it with this job, Mr.
These are the diaries of Link Tangent, space cartographer, broadcasting on all wavelengths down the time tubes in case they're more interesting than any romance novel readings that may already be in progress.
Now, hit it! I am a space cartographer, a charter of the skies, with pencil and set triangle and lunchbox full of pies.
I feel like the cartographer of love My shiny sextant indicates by pure coincidence I'm coming in exactly at your angle of incidence Prepare yourself for boarding My cargo is immense You'll make me the cartographer Cartographer You'll make me the cartographer of
And when I've mapped your galaxy down to the smallest bits, I'll set a course for happiness and jump right on your landing strip.
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