So settle in and let's get back to those rolling emerald hills in the...

Claudius Log, I'm currently pushing my rocket bike, Bikey, to its absolute limits.

Engaged in a high-speed pursuit with the noble vessel Spacecar.

Currently under the control of the ignoble twat-box, Trace Parallel.

The chase is complicated by two things.

The star-guzzler Void Kraken, hot on our tail.

And the fact that Link's colleague Bingle is balanced on my handlebars.

Someone's coming through.