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Andy Secombe

Andy Secombe

Welsh actor and writer

Sep 25, 2026

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20:57
Funky Charlotte,
21:00
Scarcity May, WifebuttX9, Jane, Ronjo of the Great Space Elk, the Nameless Wife Entity, Paula, Dave, and Blot.
21:09
Well, maybe a block.
21:10
But no! Your little butt is grass, Tangent, and I'm an ass mower.
21:15
Let it here be noted by my friends in GCC administration and my sworn enemies in the free press that Link Tangent is no longer a space cartographer.
21:27
No! I'm busting you right down to sewer maintenance dog's body second class and let that be an end to it but sir the head honcho has spoken link tended I hope never to see your face ever again or your second smaller face that's on your lizard child's face Lindsay I'll see you later after this becomes a burlesque venue at night I can't

23 MINS LATER

45:09
But you died in that skydiving supply store explosion when I was a child.
45:14
Yes, son, but I've come forward in time to tell you about your secret destiny.

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