Hunting The VANDAL Who Keyed My Car & What Builds an Elite Car Dealership - Calvin’s Car Diary

What's this about you buying fake supercars? Calvin, what happened when you got your BM car keyed?

Straight into it, Rob, yeah?

[laughs]

Straight into it.

What happened?

So what happened, let's talk about the chapter of life that I was at at the time, right? I'd just built my new house, which we'd been building for many years, and I'd just had a baby, my little girl, which was, you know, obviously a massive thing.

We'd moved into the house, and I'd bought myself my first brand-new car, which was a brand-new BMW M5, right? I couldn't use it at the time because my driveway wasn't done.

So I left it at work, and I was daily driving other cars that didn't- I sort of cared less about.

One Friday I thought, "I'm gonna take my M5 home for the weekend." So I drove it home, but because I couldn't park it on the driveway, I had to leave it out at the front of the house.

The next morning, I've come out to the car, and I've noticed straightaway this big horrible key scratch down the side of the car.

How, how long had you had the car?

It's, it's literally a few weeks old.

Right.

Brand-new car.

Yeah.

And you know yourself, like, cars with paint.

I know this needs paint now.

This is-

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

...

this is a horrible scratch, right?

Yeah.

I'm fuming.

I'm like, "What the fuck? Who the fuck's keyed my car?" Like, I'm-

Who are you upset, Calvin? [laughs]