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it would be funny to be walking around and see a whole bunch of shirts that say, can a brother get a flea flicker? Because I honestly believe you're going to need to see something like that on Sunday.

If you just try to respond, it would be like me trying to respond to Mike Tyson's uppercuts with my own uppercut.

Like I've got to come up with something he's not expecting that he hasn't seen the whirling dervish.

before, but you know what I'm saying? You can't respond to Mahomes and Kelsey with Willis to Dulcich.

But at the same time, it is outright hilarious that a fake boxer is being brought in to talk to people who fight wars about fighting and to jazz them up.

These guys are not exactly Mike Tyson and Oscar De La Hoya.

Furthermore, what is abjectly hilarious about this is the fact that, you know, someone there thought this was a good idea.

Someone thought this was a good enough PR moment to make a little bit of propaganda clip uh, out of it.

It's a spectacle, like it's theater.

It may as well be WWE except boxing, but I take a look at WWE and they're probably getting hit harder than Jake Paul gets hit.

I mean, there's no other reason to explain the fact that Mike Tyson didn't absolutely murder this guy.

Am I allowed to say it on YouTube? Eh, it's already gone.

Golly, that's a dark answer.

It's like if you had a chance in a boxing match against Mike Tyson in his prime, would you rather one person take all the punishment or spread the punishment between four

guys? Man.

And apparently Xavier Robinson has no idea what the hell he's doing.

Okay.

Your next headline, Netflix announced Tyson, a new four-part documentary series following the life and career of boxing legend Mike Tyson coming out on October 13th.

Looking forward to that.

Yes.

Your question is, what song does Mike Tyson sing in the hangover? One Night in Bangkok.

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Live from the Texas Cheer Liquor Studios, it's In the Building with Mike Taylor and Rudy Jay.

I'm going to start off with a trivia question this morning.

Y'all may already know it, though.

These are the one percenters.

They're less than one percenters, man.

Not everybody's going to be Tom, Mike, and Kobe.

You know, it's just not

If you know, you know.

Mike Tyson, Muhammad Ali, Evander Holyfield.

I think it's Muhammad.

Wait, what's the...

many things.

It's not the Mike Tyson one where everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face.

That's Mike

Tyson.

Yeah, we got we did get an email from Dan Alexander this week, which says, quote, everyone has a plan until they get kicked upside the head from Sean Sheriff.

Well, OK, that is not an actual quote, but it is similar to a quote from convicted sports washed rapist Mike Tyson.

Anyway, stand up guy Johnny Bones Jones looked on in shock as his abuser from a different loser finally got knocked out and then it showed then showed his class as he accepted defeat.

Please discourse, gentlemen.