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Let's open up the mailbag, and we start it with a quartet of questions from a diehard who is clearly trolling me with the screen name February Mitsubishi.

[laughs] Bravo, honestly.

Uh, bravo on the screen name.

So Laperriere, he's getting pushed up to the box, and I will be running the penalty kill [laughs] from the bench.

All right.

Thank you, February Mitsubishi.

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... uh, we spent the day there, didn't we? Um, it used to be a Skoda showroom, huge site that's been mothballed for quite some time.

Actually, I think it was Skoda, Suzuki, Mitsubishi, and maybe one other.

Can you remember, John? I don't know.

One other brand.

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So you and your girlfriend, or one of y'all, have a Ripley Mitsubishi SUV.

Mm-hmm.

Who's that? That's ours.

There you go.

All right, when we come back on Three Man Front, we'll do a Friday edition of Pat Ponders brought to you by Birmingham Mitsubishi.

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And I ran sort of out towards, towards York direction and, And in the little village near where I live, There's a fucking car.

The first time I went past it, I was like, fucking, it's a Mitsubishi, like a little Mitsubishi truck thing.

And I just looked at it.

I was like, fucking nice.

i was gonna i was gonna explain it by saying in rag but then i thought because i know if

i'm here if i'm like i don't know what he's talking about like other people are like

so if i say in clip or in rag they both mean the exact same thing it's just basically just imagine me sweating my head wobbling all over i'm running i'm dehydrated i want to go in fact my calf was fucking Saw as well, and that was me running past that Mitsubishi.

I ran past it again the other day when I was in reasonably good condition.

And it's a bit of an old-fashioned.

It's a 2008 Mitsubishi Triton.

And I go to unlock the car.

And I'm freaking geese now.

So this is going back a long ways.

When I was fixed director for a small Mitsubishi store, I started doing e-commerce-y kinds of things.

I was getting folks to buy parts by email.

using email lists and email campaigns through our marketing channels.

You know, like, well, all-wheel drive, but, like, in the era, that's what they considered it.

And, you know, Volkswagen rallied and, you know, and on all the cars, Mitsubishi, obviously, for you, like, you and I are, are, we like the cars that do this.

By now, you might have realized I really enjoy European things.

I mean, my cars are European.

No shade, no shade to Sub- Subaru of America does really cool stuff, but come on.

Like-

I mean, does Mitsubishi still exist in this country?

No, no.