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I mean, how on earth? I mean, now everyone has to get this around their heads.

How on earth can a man as corrupt and possibly demented carry around the nuclear football with us being okay with it? I don't know.

I mean, it actually is a serious question.

It's not rhetorical.

Is it really a football? No, it's like a bag, you know, and it's got codes and stuff.

And

I take it there's an aid with the bag chained to his

wrist or something.

Well, you've got Natalie Harp carrying his diaper.

No, he's carrying his printer and then you've got – sorry, that was a Freudian

slip.

Do you think Melania's got it tucked away somewhere special? Melania would be the kind of person that I would probably

think would be the one in charge of the nuclear football.

I would think so.

Caroline's bringing you a snack, John.

Oh, that's fair.

You know what she told me this morning? You'd

get this at another radio station.

You wouldn't get this at another radio station.

No,

exactly right.

But you know what she told me? It's National Maldi Cheese Day.

Oh, there's a day for everything.

Oh, is it International Maldi Cheese Day?

Just plain old mouldy cheese day.