578: THE AI MISTAKE COSTING YOU TIME

Unhinged comments from people on the internet.

So I got to hear from some lovely humans this week.

Man, they kind of ramped up their conversations with me, their comments towards me.

So we have Hillary, Wayne, Low Hill Garden, so a business account, John, to another one of my followers, Michael, Deb, Lamar, AJ, Leanne, and Turtle to Owl.

So let's find out what these humans had to say to me this week.

All right, starting with Turtle.

"If you want anyone to be able to read these, slow them down." And they wrote slow S-L-O-E in all capital letters.

I responded, "The entire list is in the caption." Leanne said, "Be nice if it wasn't too fast." I responded, "The caption has it all written for you." And then in my DMs, AJ messaged me, "Squelchums!" And I was like, "Is that a foreign word?" So I kind of just ignored it, and then a day later, he wrote, "Squelchums?" And I'm like, "I don't know what that word is.

I've never heard of it." So I responded back, "?" And then he responded back, "Looking to grow five fruit-bearing trees of the Squelchums variety." And I wrote back, "I've never heard the term Squelchums, which is why I gave you a question mark." He says, "How rude.

My grandfather, Bertram J. Squelchum, built this variety from nothing, garnering nationwide recognition after his hard work finally paid off." And I responded, "It's not rude.

I do not know every species of plants in the world.

Goodbye, AJ.

Now you're blocked." Lamar said, "What a crop of shit, duh," to one of my videos.

Deb said, "BS" to something about tomatoes.

I had somebody say to one of my other followers on my Facebook, "Michael, sober up sometime, please." And Michael responded, [laughs] "What are you even talking about, John?" I don't think either of these humans really knows the other human, and I think John thinks he does.

[laughs] Oh, my gosh.

I don't get this.

Low Hill Garden gave me a thumbs down in my Instagram stories related to a picture of me in my garden with the sunflowers in the background that says, "Happy 250th birthday, America." And I wrote back, "Is there a reason you sent a thumbs down?" And they wrote back, "Yeah." Okay, Low Hill Garden, goodbye.

And then I had Wayne say, "Some stupid stuff right there," with a bunch of laughing emojis.

And then Hillary gave me somebody stuffing their face with food as a GIF comment to something on my Instagram.

And then that wraps up this week's unhinged comments.