Afroman Interview

Officer Sean Cooley is Officer Poundcake.

He's the biggest star out of all of them.

I don't know.

I think Lisa took his place.

Lisa's down on the totem pole.

Randy's number one.

Randy's the man.

Officer Randy Walters.

His name is run the stop sign, wreck it, Randy.

We're not required to do that, Walters.

That's his name.

Yeah.

And what can you tell us about him? He's the guy that inspired me to make music about the whole situation.

Randy Walters is the son of a bitch.

The worst thing I said was Randy Walters is a son of a bitch.

That's why his wife got filthy rich.

But I said that to Randy Walters.

I didn't say that to the police department.

He's the guy that pissed me off and cracked a smile.

He thought it was funny that my door was on the floor.

So he was the most pompous douchebag of them all.

No.

After I started watching the body cam footage at my house village, Brian Newland was like a human snake.

All of this came from him.

He rammed the door.

He kicked the door in.

He was reading my bank statements.

He wanted in my safe.

And he always stayed out the camera.

He didn't want to be on no FaceTime with me.

He was trying to get me.

He didn't want me to put a face to it.

You know what I'm saying? I got more respect for Randy Walters than Brian Newland.

Who disconnected the surveillance cameras? Lisa.

What's her nickname?

Lick em low, Lisa, full of shit, Phillips.

What

makes her lick em low? I was just mad at them all for...

But I mean, like, what's the inspiration for the

nickname? I like to keep the same consonant going.

So her name was Lisa, so my brain just took off in the L section.

I was like, Lisa, lick em low, Lisa.

I got the triple up cut.

Three names for the set, cut.

Lick em low, Lisa.

And then her name was Phillips.

I was like, lick em low, Lisa.

Full of shit, Phillips.

We from L.A. We used to call it bagging.

The homies bag all the time.

It's like breathing.

It ain't nothing.

Oh, look at you big basketball head.

Look at this motherfucker.

You don't want to bag with me.

I come from the best, you know.

So I just started capping on her easy.

You know, it was just play.

No, we some Marines, man.

We some veterans, soldiers.

Our play is violent to them.

It's like some lion kittens playing with an actual cat.

They might heard him playing with him like, hey, buddy, what's

the matter? Why you so

sizzling? I

think the mouthpiece just overpowers their ability to even process what's going on.

No.

When you make a spectacle out of them and people laugh, they can't take it.

They can't take it.

We got to take it every day.

Every American citizen got to take it.

Get pulled over by the cops, wrote a ticket, motherfucking smack you, take it.

We take it.

They can't take

it.