EP 703 VOW OF SILENCE

All right, right off the fucking bat, Larry gets a loss, an L.

At some party, the Greens, Jeff and Susie and the kid are moving to New York for a walk.

Sammy, she got accepted in the Juilliard summer program.

And instead of just being a semi-normal human going, oh, yeah, great, whatever.

You don't even have to pretend he cares.

Larry just starts saying, oh, she's not good enough to be at Juilliard.

She doesn't want to be there, whatever.

How the fuck does Larry, how the fuck do you know if this kid can sing or do magic or whatever the fuck she's going to be doing there? Just shut the fuck, I'm annoyed.

I hope I sound grouchy because I'm feeling about it.

Just the, I feel like the first fucking ship, first ship, first step I took off the fucking boat at Normandy and I plugged in the goddamn head.

This is the dumbest fucking reason for Larry to get an L right out of the fucking gate.

It's putting him in a cranky fucking mood.

Maybe I should fucking call up in there right now and light their asses up.

Fucking A.

0-1, Larry.

Oh, by the way, for the season, I should have mentioned.

Now I'm all worked up.

See what you do to me over here, Larry.

I don't know what you're fucking...

After two episodes, he's 14-11 for the season.

So right now, 0-1, that's not helping, Larry.

Fucking A.

Okay, now Larry gets an easy win because Funkhauser comes in hot, yelling at him for his parking.

What has happened is Larry showed up to the parking lot, and somebody had taken up two spaces, so then Larry kind of gets caught in this domino thing.

Now he's taken up two spaces, and now Funkhauser's pissed at him.