Tappahannock

So you got to kind of roll the dice anyway, and you can't complain.

But I had the chicken McNuggets at the McDonald's in Tappahannock, Virginia, three times over the last week.

Again, not once, not twice, thrice, not four ice, not five ice, not six ice.

Uh, And I have to say, the first time I got them, they were fresh, juicy.

It's like, I'm sorry, Kenny fucking Powers.

You need to be clinging to her like a dog in a pork chop.

Or me in a chicken McNugget from the Tappahannock McDonald's.

That always bugged me.

Okay.

Talley Automotive in Tappahannock, Virginia.

There you go.

Shout-out to Talley Automotive.

No,

and you know what? It's expansive down there because there's the Tappahannock, the Rappahannock.

There's just so many different river tributaries.

where these oysters are grown and raised.

I don't know if this was this time or not, but he was in the same jail as Michael Vick.

Like, Tappahannock or some shit.

Anyway, he did, like, it wasn't a long time, like a few months or whatever, but a few months when you've only been alive for a few years is a big stretch.

And my great-grandmother was starting to get, like, dementia.