Aug 10, 2026 · 1 hr 7 min · 12 segments
Oscar and Carl conclude the dynamic film duo of Percy Jackson films with **Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters**, asking the important questions: Is the Cyclops racism ever okay? Is Percy a loser? Why is…
We were all sitting there watching the second half and we'd switch it on on TV.
I remember being shocked that Luke had returned from the first film.
And that genuinely intrigued me because I just assumed it was one of those franchises that just like...
Done and dusted with our villains and our characters and stuff.
So I went, wow, that's pretty good.
Me being the
bookworm destroyed you that day.
I was like, you should not get excited because I know what's going on.
I have the foresight and you're an idiot.
And I said that for about an hour.
I berated you.
It was pretty gruesome.
You're lucky I had no liquid in my body, and so I was there as a shriveled peach, just taking your brutality.
It was fucking vile.
Who would watch Sea of Monsters? I remember seeing this movie, and I really cannot remember a single thing about it.
I'm going to give it a pretty low review.
But then again, I think I've seen it since we started the podcast.
I've given a lot of films one stars.
Now we've dedicated our lives to watching garbage.
You know what? It's a solid two and a half.
I've seen the worst.
I've seen the worst of the
worst.
We were all sitting there watching the second half and we'd switch it on on TV.
I remember being shocked that Luke had returned from the first film.
And that genuinely intrigued me because I just assumed it was one of those franchises that just like...
Done and dusted with our villains and our characters and stuff.
So I went, wow, that's pretty good.
Me being the
bookworm destroyed you that day.
I was like, you should not get excited because I know what's going on.
I have the foresight and you're an idiot.
And I said that for about an hour.
I berated you.
It was pretty gruesome.
You're lucky I had no liquid in my body, and so I was there as a shriveled peach, just taking your brutality.
It was fucking vile.
Who would watch Sea of Monsters? I remember seeing this movie, and I really cannot remember a single thing about it.
I'm going to give it a pretty low review.
But then again, I think I've seen it since we started the podcast.
I've given a lot of films one stars.
Now we've dedicated our lives to watching garbage.
You know what? It's a solid two and a half.
I've seen the worst.
I've seen the worst of the
worst.
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