UPO Live On Air Ep. 80- You Might Be A Southern Hunter If...

So, all right, everybody.

Welcome back to another Sunday night live here at the Under Pressure Outdoor Studio.

Um, I'm going to tell y'all right now, we are not solving any major problems tonight.

Uh, we're not fixing wildlife management.

We're not diving into conservation policy.

Uh, we're not arguing about public land, and I don't have a stack of scientific studies sitting next to me, just this fancy notebook that I keep my notes on when I do the live show, which I'm almost out of.

I've had this thing for several years.

I'm on like the last two pages.

Um, nobody needs to pull up a statute, and hopefully, God willing, we don't have to talk about politics because I am tired.

It's been a week, and quite frankly, I need a laugh.

We all need a laugh.

Uh, so tonight I figured we could do something a little different and spend about half an hour making fun of the people I know best, which is us, Southern hunters, and I want everybody watching to participate in this one because I know damn well I'm not going to remember all of these.

Uh, tonight we're playing a little game called You Might Be a Southern Hunter If...

Um, and I'm talking about the whole Southeast here, Florida, Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, uh, the Carolinas, Tennessee, Arkansas, wherever you happen to be from.

Obviously, things change a little depending on where you live.

Uh, a Florida swamp hunter and a guy hunting the mountains of Tennessee aren't necessarily doing the same thing, and I've done both, and believe you, believe me, I can tell you they're very, very different.

Uh, but there are certain things about hunting in the South that seem to transcend state lines.

There are certain behaviors, certain phrases, certain pieces of equipment, certain characters, and certainly absolutely terrible decisions that seem to be universal.

So if one of these describes you, congratulations, you might be a Southern hunter, and I'm going to start with probably the easiest one.

So, all right, everybody.

Welcome back to another Sunday night live here at the Under Pressure Outdoor Studio.

Um, I'm going to tell y'all right now, we are not solving any major problems tonight.

Uh, we're not fixing wildlife management.

We're not diving into conservation policy.

Uh, we're not arguing about public land, and I don't have a stack of scientific studies sitting next to me, just this fancy notebook that I keep my notes on when I do the live show, which I'm almost out of.

I've had this thing for several years.

I'm on like the last two pages.

Um, nobody needs to pull up a statute, and hopefully, God willing, we don't have to talk about politics because I am tired.

It's been a week, and quite frankly, I need a laugh.

We all need a laugh.

Uh, so tonight I figured we could do something a little different and spend about half an hour making fun of the people I know best, which is us, Southern hunters, and I want everybody watching to participate in this one because I know damn well I'm not going to remember all of these.

Uh, tonight we're playing a little game called You Might Be a Southern Hunter If...

Um, and I'm talking about the whole Southeast here, Florida, Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, uh, the Carolinas, Tennessee, Arkansas, wherever you happen to be from.

Obviously, things change a little depending on where you live.

Uh, a Florida swamp hunter and a guy hunting the mountains of Tennessee aren't necessarily doing the same thing, and I've done both, and believe you, believe me, I can tell you they're very, very different.

Uh, but there are certain things about hunting in the South that seem to transcend state lines.

There are certain behaviors, certain phrases, certain pieces of equipment, certain characters, and certainly absolutely terrible decisions that seem to be universal.

So if one of these describes you, congratulations, you might be a Southern hunter, and I'm going to start with probably the easiest one.