So before I ask you how your flying's going, I'm gonna tell you how my flying's going.
Tell me about your week.
Oh my God, so I'm standing there and I'm doing a trash walk after doing service, right? And the next thing I know, I see a little cup of olives, a little cup of olive juice come out, and then-
Oh, God
...
I, you know how your spidey senses go up and you're like, "Um-
I'm immediately saying, "Red flag" [laughs]
... what are you doing?" [laughs]
This is sending me.
[laughs]
Uh, what are you doing? Um, so I'm standing in their aisle doing trash, and I was just...
I stopped at this row and there was blue cheese and there was olives and there was a little bottle of olive brine and there was some ice, and I was like, "No." I said, "We're not doing this today." And he was like, "Excuse me?" And I said, "Just so you know," I said, "I serve this row and I know for a fact that you all didn't order any alcohol.
So while I really want you to enjoy your snack and your shot of olive juice, if there is a bottle of vodka that comes out, that is a federal offense.
You do have to purchase the alcohol from the flight attendant.
So I'm happy for you to make your martinis, but if you thought you were gonna, like, sneak one by us and make your own, you can't do that today." And he was like, "Oh my God, no.
We're just having a little snack." And I was like, "Right, right, right.
You saw this build-your-own martini thing on TikTok and you thought you could get away with it."
[laughs]
And he just started laughing at me and I said, "So the minis of vodka that you packed, you can keep those away.
If you really wanna do this, this, um, martini hack that you learned on, uh, uh, Instagram or, um, TikTok, please, please purchase the alcohol the right way." And he was like, "No, that's not what we're doing." And so the rest of the flight, I just saw them eating olives and I was like, [laughs] I love olives-
I can't
...
but also, what were you planning on doing with the olive brine?
Well, I mean, we all know.
And I can't tell if I'm, like, applauding this hustle or if I'm like, "You're annoying.
So before I ask you how your flying's going, I'm gonna tell you how my flying's going.
Tell me about your week.
Oh my God, so I'm standing there and I'm doing a trash walk after doing service, right? And the next thing I know, I see a little cup of olives, a little cup of olive juice come out, and then-
Oh, God
...
I, you know how your spidey senses go up and you're like, "Um-
I'm immediately saying, "Red flag" [laughs]
... what are you doing?" [laughs]
This is sending me.
[laughs]
Uh, what are you doing? Um, so I'm standing in their aisle doing trash, and I was just...
I stopped at this row and there was blue cheese and there was olives and there was a little bottle of olive brine and there was some ice, and I was like, "No." I said, "We're not doing this today." And he was like, "Excuse me?" And I said, "Just so you know," I said, "I serve this row and I know for a fact that you all didn't order any alcohol.
So while I really want you to enjoy your snack and your shot of olive juice, if there is a bottle of vodka that comes out, that is a federal offense.
You do have to purchase the alcohol from the flight attendant.
So I'm happy for you to make your martinis, but if you thought you were gonna, like, sneak one by us and make your own, you can't do that today." And he was like, "Oh my God, no.
We're just having a little snack." And I was like, "Right, right, right.
You saw this build-your-own martini thing on TikTok and you thought you could get away with it."
[laughs]
And he just started laughing at me and I said, "So the minis of vodka that you packed, you can keep those away.
If you really wanna do this, this, um, martini hack that you learned on, uh, uh, Instagram or, um, TikTok, please, please purchase the alcohol the right way." And he was like, "No, that's not what we're doing." And so the rest of the flight, I just saw them eating olives and I was like, [laughs] I love olives-
I can't
...
but also, what were you planning on doing with the olive brine?
Well, I mean, we all know.
And I can't tell if I'm, like, applauding this hustle or if I'm like, "You're annoying.
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