Divorcing Catholics Upheld by Leo?!

Well, people all around the world, including conservatives, podcasters, libertarians, conservatarians, and the small amount of celebrities that realize once you have $1 billion in your bank account, inject your eyes with Botox, and have the worst movie performances of our lifetime on lifetime over and over, you suddenly see that life goes to hell.

When you're wearing a trash bag as a dress as a man or as a woman, like, they even know what that is.

Anyway, the entire free world has been trying to figure out one stark and difficult question.

Who is James Tocario? And why are people still somehow stupidly calling a church where he pastors at St.

Andrew's Presbyterian? Now, most people who can hardly fathom who the hell he is because of how stupid he always is, they've ended their thought process on the fact that he must possibly be one of those prosperity speakers who decided to somewhat go to seminary, act like he believed every word, and then start a church congregation of people who are just as stupid as he is and call it St.

Andrew's Presbyterian for some reason.

Others claim he could possibly be some sort of leftist evil-doer who was sent back in time when they run the future after everyone else gets raptured to heaven in order to make sure that a smaller amount of Baptists and Catholics get raptured to heaven in the future if that happens.

But all jokes aside, here are the top 5 theories on who the hell James DiCario might actually be.

1.

He's the original demonic doll from the R.L. Stine Goosebumps trilogy that morphed into a plant monster from the same trilogy but just a different book before morphing into a human likeness before making his way to church to talk about how he hates Marian theology for a total of 45 minutes every other day.

This is, by the way, one of the most likely series of events because it's just as unlikely as his theological beliefs.

2.

James is secretly a German SS Major General who is secretly gay, that led the Nazis and also led the uprising of Gen Z suddenly loving anarchy in the future prone to fascism that liberals confuse with an ATM machine that gives free food after he she used a time machine to suddenly arrive in the texas senate somehow because the small number of unmarried lesbian local anarchist fascist feminists who confuse fascism with happy ebt debit cards that they might also confuse with the husbands that they hope they have someday and has moved on to church to push anarchal transgenderism fascism on other people who already confuse Catholic Christianity with lesbian Unitarianism.

3.

James is a faceless, colored, cryptid creature from American Horror Story who feeds on the flesh of humans in the basements of somewhat abandoned catacombs and separate graveyards in Minnesota, and feeds on the souls of the damned in those graveyards before making his way to the pulpit in Texas and the Texas Senate like he didn't just feast on people's damned lost souls to talk about how he hates Marian theology.

and perhaps working in how he thinks damned souls are super nourishing, even though that show was straight garbage.

Number four, James is actually a female that has been overlooked by Candace Owens and has been masquerading as a man this entire time, secretly working for Fox News under his her real name, Samantha Sampson Jenner.

and has actually been working on the news for quite some time, just on the stories of black-on-black crime that you know are the stories that the left doesn't really care about, before silently getting fired when they discovered he was actually a woman, and moved on to the pulpit to say a ton of anti-Catholic observity.

Number five, he is the first transgender to ever think he exists and made his her way from the desert of California through a portal from hell since he's actually a demon that came up with the whole concept from the book of Enoch who made people fall into demonic sexuality and inhumanly walked and sometimes ran statewide to Texas in order to fulfill Satan's mission of making depression turn into cutting off your junk.

so that you can run for states and offices and senate seats as the kind of sort of not really opposite sex to destroy every senate in the US while changing his name to Cassandra.

Or maybe it was already Cassandra, who knows? 5.

He's actually Nosferatu, after the quote-unquote Church of Scientology gave him a facelift, slight Botox, and Minoxidil, so that his hair came back after feasting on the damned souls for such a long time, and normally slept in the main Freemasonry head lodge for the past 100 years before that, until a liberal master mason awoke him from a slumber, paid for his surgeries, and...

His co-existent feeding on human flesh began to apply the co-exist movement that only wanted women who are feminists to survive, but just the kind of feminists that denies Christ like all of them, to spread holy liberalism by secretly perhaps being a woman all along and hating Marian theology for some reason.

There's also a chance that he's simply one of the biggest idiots in the spotlight because he's one of the biggest idiots to ever be allowed 100 feet from any college campus.

Well, people all around the world, including conservatives, podcasters, libertarians, conservatarians, and the small amount of celebrities that realize once you have $1 billion in your bank account, inject your eyes with Botox, and have the worst movie performances of our lifetime on lifetime over and over, you suddenly see that life goes to hell.

When you're wearing a trash bag as a dress as a man or as a woman, like, they even know what that is.

Anyway, the entire free world has been trying to figure out one stark and difficult question.

Who is James Tocario? And why are people still somehow stupidly calling a church where he pastors at St.

Andrew's Presbyterian? Now, most people who can hardly fathom who the hell he is because of how stupid he always is, they've ended their thought process on the fact that he must possibly be one of those prosperity speakers who decided to somewhat go to seminary, act like he believed every word, and then start a church congregation of people who are just as stupid as he is and call it St.

Andrew's Presbyterian for some reason.

Others claim he could possibly be some sort of leftist evil-doer who was sent back in time when they run the future after everyone else gets raptured to heaven in order to make sure that a smaller amount of Baptists and Catholics get raptured to heaven in the future if that happens.

But all jokes aside, here are the top 5 theories on who the hell James DiCario might actually be.

1.

He's the original demonic doll from the R.L. Stine Goosebumps trilogy that morphed into a plant monster from the same trilogy but just a different book before morphing into a human likeness before making his way to church to talk about how he hates Marian theology for a total of 45 minutes every other day.

This is, by the way, one of the most likely series of events because it's just as unlikely as his theological beliefs.

2.

James is secretly a German SS Major General who is secretly gay, that led the Nazis and also led the uprising of Gen Z suddenly loving anarchy in the future prone to fascism that liberals confuse with an ATM machine that gives free food after he she used a time machine to suddenly arrive in the texas senate somehow because the small number of unmarried lesbian local anarchist fascist feminists who confuse fascism with happy ebt debit cards that they might also confuse with the husbands that they hope they have someday and has moved on to church to push anarchal transgenderism fascism on other people who already confuse Catholic Christianity with lesbian Unitarianism.

3.

James is a faceless, colored, cryptid creature from American Horror Story who feeds on the flesh of humans in the basements of somewhat abandoned catacombs and separate graveyards in Minnesota, and feeds on the souls of the damned in those graveyards before making his way to the pulpit in Texas and the Texas Senate like he didn't just feast on people's damned lost souls to talk about how he hates Marian theology.

and perhaps working in how he thinks damned souls are super nourishing, even though that show was straight garbage.

Number four, James is actually a female that has been overlooked by Candace Owens and has been masquerading as a man this entire time, secretly working for Fox News under his her real name, Samantha Sampson Jenner.

and has actually been working on the news for quite some time, just on the stories of black-on-black crime that you know are the stories that the left doesn't really care about, before silently getting fired when they discovered he was actually a woman, and moved on to the pulpit to say a ton of anti-Catholic observity.

Number five, he is the first transgender to ever think he exists and made his her way from the desert of California through a portal from hell since he's actually a demon that came up with the whole concept from the book of Enoch who made people fall into demonic sexuality and inhumanly walked and sometimes ran statewide to Texas in order to fulfill Satan's mission of making depression turn into cutting off your junk.

so that you can run for states and offices and senate seats as the kind of sort of not really opposite sex to destroy every senate in the US while changing his name to Cassandra.

Or maybe it was already Cassandra, who knows? 5.

He's actually Nosferatu, after the quote-unquote Church of Scientology gave him a facelift, slight Botox, and Minoxidil, so that his hair came back after feasting on the damned souls for such a long time, and normally slept in the main Freemasonry head lodge for the past 100 years before that, until a liberal master mason awoke him from a slumber, paid for his surgeries, and...

His co-existent feeding on human flesh began to apply the co-exist movement that only wanted women who are feminists to survive, but just the kind of feminists that denies Christ like all of them, to spread holy liberalism by secretly perhaps being a woman all along and hating Marian theology for some reason.

There's also a chance that he's simply one of the biggest idiots in the spotlight because he's one of the biggest idiots to ever be allowed 100 feet from any college campus.