TS 534: Good Little Boy

Have you ever eaten a whole bag of trail mix? No.

I am.

This is it.

This is the moment.

Okay.

So my Samsung watch has a thing where you can stick your thumb on it and it measures like your antioxidant levels or something.

Is that real? Girl, is

anything real? True.

Right.

We're all going to die anyway.

Might as well feed me fake information.

It tells me my antioxidants are extremely low.

And it's like that, you know, you probably haven't been eating fruits and vegetables.

And to be fair, I have not.

Because one, I'm terrified of cyclospora.

Girl, yep.

It's still

happening.

And two, fruits and

vegetables taste like shit.

So that's why I don't fucking eat them.

I made bok choy and it was limp.

And I said, get out of here.

I want something

crunchy.