Oct 11, 2026 · 31 min · 8 segments
In the sixth compilation episode, Simon is joined by Matt Lucas to banish enthusiasm about Nutella, Eryn Tett to end the tyranny of the star-based review system and Eshaan Akbar to pluck rulebreakers…
Simon WeekesHost
Matt LucasGuest
Eshaan AkbarGuestEryn TettGuest
Have you never received a Jackie Lawson e-card? I'm not 100% sure who Jackie Lawson is.
Are these the kind of friends that when you were four, five, six, seven, eight, would send you birthday cards on your birthday? Maybe.
Well, when you reach a certain age and you're older and your mum's friends are older, they don't send you birthday cards.
They send you Jackie Lawson e-cards, which are these emails that you get on your birthday or at Christmas.
Birthday card for you with a sort of, um, a sort of soundtrack that you might've got, um, on a loading page on a computer game on a BBC model B in 1984.
It's the sort of thing that I had a charm about it in the days of the 56 K modem, but modern day, modern times, um, It's just weary now to get one of those.
and then, you know, what you sort of see is usually a sort of a chicken in a train that's going down a track and the chicken is sort of saying, choo-choo, choo-choo,
choo-choo, choo-choo.
Have you never received a Jackie Lawson e-card? I'm not 100% sure who Jackie Lawson is.
Are these the kind of friends that when you were four, five, six, seven, eight, would send you birthday cards on your birthday? Maybe.
Well, when you reach a certain age and you're older and your mum's friends are older, they don't send you birthday cards.
They send you Jackie Lawson e-cards, which are these emails that you get on your birthday or at Christmas.
Birthday card for you with a sort of, um, a sort of soundtrack that you might've got, um, on a loading page on a computer game on a BBC model B in 1984.
It's the sort of thing that I had a charm about it in the days of the 56 K modem, but modern day, modern times, um, It's just weary now to get one of those.
and then, you know, what you sort of see is usually a sort of a chicken in a train that's going down a track and the chicken is sort of saying, choo-choo, choo-choo,
choo-choo, choo-choo.
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