The Place to Be: A Seinfeld Podcast
May 7, 2026 · 58 min · 29 segments
In this episode, Adam and Eric interview Lou Mustillo. Lou played Phil in the classic season 9 episode “The Strongbox.” If you have any questions or comments, feel free to email us at…
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And, um, think I auditioned maybe k- one or two other time, maybe one other time.

And it was the final season, and I kept saying to my agents, "I really would love to do Seinfeld.

Is there anything?" So they came to me, um, and they said, "There's a really cool role.

And, you know, they don't let him in, and, and [laughs] then he's sort of their foil.

It was, uh, me at the door saying, "I live here." And it was basically everything that was in the show.

Um, me, um, they, they had me standing as if I'm on an elevator, and [laughs] we read that scene.

And then when I come to the door and say, uh, he says, "Could your maid [laughs] clean up for the ..." And I say, "That's my wife." So it was basically what you saw on the show.
A- and were there any specific choices you made during the audition that they really responded to? Like a line delivery or, or anything like that?

From what I remember, uh, they, what you see on the show is what I did mainly in the audition.

Um, 'cause they really, during the whole process, they didn't, there were n- they didn't give me any notes.

Um, but I remember me just saying, "Yeah." He says, "You live here?" on the elevator, and I, "Yeah."


And, um, think I auditioned maybe k- one or two other time, maybe one other time.

And it was the final season, and I kept saying to my agents, "I really would love to do Seinfeld.

Is there anything?" So they came to me, um, and they said, "There's a really cool role.

And, you know, they don't let him in, and, and [laughs] then he's sort of their foil.

It was, uh, me at the door saying, "I live here." And it was basically everything that was in the show.

Um, me, um, they, they had me standing as if I'm on an elevator, and [laughs] we read that scene.

And then when I come to the door and say, uh, he says, "Could your maid [laughs] clean up for the ..." And I say, "That's my wife." So it was basically what you saw on the show.
A- and were there any specific choices you made during the audition that they really responded to? Like a line delivery or, or anything like that?

From what I remember, uh, they, what you see on the show is what I did mainly in the audition.

Um, 'cause they really, during the whole process, they didn't, there were n- they didn't give me any notes.

Um, but I remember me just saying, "Yeah." He says, "You live here?" on the elevator, and I, "Yeah."

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