336: Ms. Pat Goes to Japan

i've missed you how we haven't been able to talk because you've been gone you've been you're yawning or do you have jet lag

oh my god we was in japan for two weeks if y'all have not if y'all if japan is on your bucket list i would say this please go uh i think they 12 hours difference so me and my family is still stuck on um so like i was saying if japan is on your list please go was it was it was really fun it's a place that i would definitely go back uh it looked like it was a trillion people in japan uh i would say this i want to start from the beginning so i i i you know i've been talking about just going to japan for the longest we get there we got vip right uh vip if you know if you don't know what that service is anybody can get it you don't have to be no celebrity or whatever you just pay it's 24 of us and i figure it'll be easy for for VIP to get 24 people off the plane.

So when I got off, seven Japanese people get us off the plane.

And so I hook up.

This is what I didn't know.

I hook up.

I had transportation to pick us up from the VIP people.

Because VIP will get you, escort you all the way through immigration to make everything quicker.

We get down to the people who was picking me up.

And I'm wondering why they are not talking to each other.

And I'm trying to tell her to tell him, you know, I'm going to the fourth season, da-da-da, and where my family going.

And then she said, I can't talk to him.

This is a Japanese lady.

I'm like, why not? She said, because he Chinese.

I said, he Chinese.

The fucker.

Y'all not the same.

I was not

expecting you to say that at all.

I didn't expect to get to racism this early.

Oh my God.

I was so mad at this Chinese guy who, and I kind of figure, you know, it's a bunch of Chinese people in Japan, in Japan, but they play like they, they Japanese.

I'm gonna tell you, they're not Japanese.

Japanese are very small people.

Chinese has got fat heads.