Aug 11, 2026 · 1 hr 25 min · 15 segments
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No, this is so unprofessional.
It's ridiculous.
We just get negged.
People who listen probably don't realise that we just get negged by Rebel employees.
If and when we do a live pod,
though, we'll be laughing.
They can say anything.
They
can say anything.
We're still getting it.
I
would love to do a live pod.
Mate.
We'll have to set it up.
I think we'll do a quiz.
We'll do questions live.
That'd
be fun.
We'd host a
quiz.
I think we'd host a quiz for Nearly Men viewers.
I'd be a good quiz master,
I think.
I've got ball knowledge.
And I could speak
on
the mic.
Yeah, you did a best man speech this weekend.
I did a best man speech this
weekend.
Ollie asked me if it was my first best man speech.
I said it wasn't.
Yeah, flex.
You've got friends, right, bro?
Fucking
hell.
One of us isn't a
TikToker.
I've never done it.
One of us actually leaves their bedroom.
I've only been to two weddings in my life.
That's
crazy.
But I'm only 27.
Yeah, true.
You do hit an age once you get to like 30 where I feel like everyone just gets married.
Yeah.
But I think by 27, I've been to at least four or five.
Did you go with a fully scripted speech? Yeah.
Or did you just have...
What's it called where you just have key talking points you want to talk about?
Beats.
Yeah, no, I did kind of have a full speech written out, but I think I did a good job of not just reading because I think that's a mistake people make.
But I think we're quite lucky in what we do where we just speak waffle for a living.
Yeah.
Did you start talking about Fulham? Yeah, literally.
Just speaking
about Gonzalo
Garcia.
Great kit.
Oh, you noticed it?
Well, mate, we are a partnership here
and obviously...
Oh, where's he going? Sorry, he's just got up.
The thing is, right...
I've got Ollie one for those of you not watching.
Now, this is interesting because...
Who did I speak to about this recently? By the way, it smells lovely.
Yeah, I sprayed some of
Scarlett's.
Really? I don't know how you say it.
It's like OUI.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Body spray.
Mate, that smells
unreal.
Actually, I shouldn't be giving away my sense.
If I wore this shirt, right,
do you think I'd get heat for it? Not in the context of this podcast.
Let's say
some NPC, which puts a little screenshot on Twitter.
Mate, actually, it would deflect.
It would deflect from the palace allegations.
Yeah, how many clubs does this fucking guy support? Yeah, I wouldn't deflect from the palace allegations, bro.
Yeah, you're not helping yourself with the palace allegations.
It'd be crazy if I...
Maybe I'll put it on.
You either wear it or it's getting hung up.
I think it's so nice and I'm sick of hearing this right people keep going medium I'm more of a large man myself is that medium you're wearing this is a medium yeah I'm cutting right now bro so
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