Halloween Trick or Treat Trivia

An actual one.

An actual one that's not dirty.

Oh.

Yeah, but y'all know I'm a freak, right? If you haven't known that by now, it's kind of obvious.

No, the orgy story.

No, the orgy story.

That was a typical Sunday.

Absolutely.

But as like, as you do when you're a young girl, like you ask for an Ouija board for Christmas or your birthday, right? So some girls want ponies.

I want to talk to the dead.

So my mother bought me an Ouija board.

I think it was for my birthday.

Nothing ever magical really happened to it.

And I was really, really annoyed by it.

So I was like, you know what? I'm going to put it up into the attic as you do.

And then my mom was getting paneling done in the house by a very, very forward born again Christian.

So in this one day, she got her paneling done.

She gets a call and the guy's like, I'm so sorry, but I can't do your paneling.

And my mom's like, what the fuck? And you know my mom, like, Ballymun, Northside, Pure, like, oh, I'm at that pain.

You're like, what? Yeah.

We love her.

She's actually amazing.

But he's like, I can't.

There's an Ouija board in your bedroom and I just, I cannot go in.

I refuse.