The Free Agents Podcast: Millennial TV
Sep 2, 2026 · 44 min · 12 segments
Since we somehow still haven't learned to stop messing with Megan Parker, we have to remember the hard way - with the infamous, iconic, legendary, endlessly memorable Peruvian Puff Pepper…
Matt LiguoriHost
AJ NorrisHost
um we open up the episode and the boys are talking about how anything can uh happen when you plan things sometimes you plan a surprise party for josh and then josh uh punches aunt barbara right in the jaw and then she wakes up because she got punched in the jaw and and takes her present that she got for Josh for the surprise party, runs it over with her truck in the driveway, and now Josh doesn't have a new cell phone.
here's my thing i think my gut says that is like a while from aunt barbara comma but i loved it the actress of it you should have just returned it but like making her know that like not only am i not benefiting but you're also going to hurt it's hilarious
josh should not have punched his aunt and barbara in the jaw like i get that it was an accident but like you need to control yourself
Well, again, the idea here being that, you know, sometimes you plan for things one way and then they just go a completely different way, which I guess that's like fair enough for what's about to happen the rest of this episode.
But like, I guess it's hard to be like, sometimes you're cooking salsa and then it blows up on you and then your sister steals your TV.
I've never cooked salsa before, but if I was to cook salsa, I would not expect it to explode, so I think that would go awry.
Sounds like Josh has, though, had some experience cooking salsa, which is a little confusing because as he's about to, he's opening up the episode, cooking his salsa, and he's listening to the tutorial coming out of his boombox radio right next to him.
And it's like this, what, Italian voice or something? Probably, no, it's a Spanish voice.
And Josh is like listening as they're like, appreciate your ingredients as if it were a fine women and cut your tomatoes into small chunks.
And then Drake comes by, messes with Josh a little bit, pretending to be the voice and being like, and then you must smell your potatoes and press it to do your nose with great force as josh like smashes the tomato on his head so yeah like
matt josh both gained and lost points with me in this scene because when he was like oh touch it like a fine woman he was like apologizing for being so handsy i was like oh that's a good gentleman uh but then he was dumb enough to throw a tomato in his face i was like why did you do that
How did you not realize that the voice switched? And also, again, it sounds like he knew how to cook salsa or make salsa.
um we open up the episode and the boys are talking about how anything can uh happen when you plan things sometimes you plan a surprise party for josh and then josh uh punches aunt barbara right in the jaw and then she wakes up because she got punched in the jaw and and takes her present that she got for Josh for the surprise party, runs it over with her truck in the driveway, and now Josh doesn't have a new cell phone.
here's my thing i think my gut says that is like a while from aunt barbara comma but i loved it the actress of it you should have just returned it but like making her know that like not only am i not benefiting but you're also going to hurt it's hilarious
josh should not have punched his aunt and barbara in the jaw like i get that it was an accident but like you need to control yourself
Well, again, the idea here being that, you know, sometimes you plan for things one way and then they just go a completely different way, which I guess that's like fair enough for what's about to happen the rest of this episode.
But like, I guess it's hard to be like, sometimes you're cooking salsa and then it blows up on you and then your sister steals your TV.
I've never cooked salsa before, but if I was to cook salsa, I would not expect it to explode, so I think that would go awry.
Sounds like Josh has, though, had some experience cooking salsa, which is a little confusing because as he's about to, he's opening up the episode, cooking his salsa, and he's listening to the tutorial coming out of his boombox radio right next to him.
And it's like this, what, Italian voice or something? Probably, no, it's a Spanish voice.
And Josh is like listening as they're like, appreciate your ingredients as if it were a fine women and cut your tomatoes into small chunks.
And then Drake comes by, messes with Josh a little bit, pretending to be the voice and being like, and then you must smell your potatoes and press it to do your nose with great force as josh like smashes the tomato on his head so yeah like
matt josh both gained and lost points with me in this scene because when he was like oh touch it like a fine woman he was like apologizing for being so handsy i was like oh that's a good gentleman uh but then he was dumb enough to throw a tomato in his face i was like why did you do that
How did you not realize that the voice switched? And also, again, it sounds like he knew how to cook salsa or make salsa.
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