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So you know what's been going around? I've had a bunch of things happen and I just got to get off my chest and love to hear what you guys have to say.

First thing is, you know, I've been going to the grocery store a lot.

You know, Sal, Liz is working full time.

At the grocery store.

No, no.

Well, she is at a grocery store.

Oh, yeah.

In the pharmacy.

But I go to a different grocery store.

But I have this issue.

And I just want to know if you guys have it the same.

Because I look around.

I don't see anybody else seems to be dealing with it.

I'm talking about in the produce section.

I can't open those fucking bags.

The bags of what? Oh, the bags.

I can't do it.

You know how you do it.

It's simple.

Wow.

I try that.

You think I'm stupid? Of course I tried that.

It works every time.

No, it does not.

Every