Oct 12, 2026 · 1 hr 3 min · 10 segments
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Jay BurdenGuestAaronHostEverybody, welcome to a very special episode of the Clowntown Chronicle.
We are joined by our guest, Jay Burden of the Jay Burden Show.
How are you doing, Jay? Dude, I'm doing great.
Thank you so much for having me.
Well, we appreciate you coming on.
You know, I don't do this interview thing as much as you do.
You know, you're you're a real pro over there talking to all these people day in and day out.
I don't know how people can just watch you slave away on your show and not give five dollars.
You know, it's just.
Thank you.

I've said, hey, would you give me money? But now I think I need to export the solution that I use for my own security to other people.

So now it's, hey, I snuck into your house at night and buried 800 to 1200 pounds of modium nitrate in your basement.
i can't guarantee it it won't go

exactly which i think is a great deal do you know how expensive it is to uh to deal with the cleanup of a sort of timothy mcveigh style situation apparently it's it's quite inconvenient so really you know it's just a few dollars people always say it's just the price of a cup of coffee and it may just be the price of a cup of coffee but compare it to the price of you know reconstructing your entire neighborhood
Oh, yeah.
Five dollars is nothing.
You know, I try to ask my my listeners to try and understand how little five dollars actually is and how much it can help if they all gave.
It's like, hey, what I'm asking you to do for the church of the Clowntown Chronicle and the other church of the Jay Burden show is give up a little pack of mini donuts from the 7-Eleven this week.
That's it.
Once a month.
Everybody, welcome to a very special episode of the Clowntown Chronicle.
We are joined by our guest, Jay Burden of the Jay Burden Show.
How are you doing, Jay? Dude, I'm doing great.
Thank you so much for having me.
Well, we appreciate you coming on.
You know, I don't do this interview thing as much as you do.
You know, you're you're a real pro over there talking to all these people day in and day out.
I don't know how people can just watch you slave away on your show and not give five dollars.
You know, it's just.
Thank you.

I've said, hey, would you give me money? But now I think I need to export the solution that I use for my own security to other people.

So now it's, hey, I snuck into your house at night and buried 800 to 1200 pounds of modium nitrate in your basement.
i can't guarantee it it won't go

exactly which i think is a great deal do you know how expensive it is to uh to deal with the cleanup of a sort of timothy mcveigh style situation apparently it's it's quite inconvenient so really you know it's just a few dollars people always say it's just the price of a cup of coffee and it may just be the price of a cup of coffee but compare it to the price of you know reconstructing your entire neighborhood
Oh, yeah.
Five dollars is nothing.
You know, I try to ask my my listeners to try and understand how little five dollars actually is and how much it can help if they all gave.
It's like, hey, what I'm asking you to do for the church of the Clowntown Chronicle and the other church of the Jay Burden show is give up a little pack of mini donuts from the 7-Eleven this week.
That's it.
Once a month.
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