May 14, 2026 · 54 min · 12 segments
Lee explores an alternate reality where the Story Pirates never existed. Featuring two new stories: “Waffles”, a story about a girl with a mysterious vendetta against everyone’s favorite breakfast…
My mom loves the jokes.
It made me very proud about my writing.
[upbeat music] Welcome back to the Story Pirates podcast, everyone, where we take stories written by kids and turn them into sketch comedy and songs.
But if StoryTellerCon goes as badly as I'm worried it will, this might be the end of the Story Pirates.
Look at you, talking to yourself, walking down a long, empty road trying to find a gas station.
[sighs] Face it, you don't wanna find one, because if you do, you'll have to actually go to StoryTellerCon, where everyone will finally know the truth: that you're a fraud.
You know, sometimes I wish I'd never started the Story Pirates in the first place.
[hand bell ringing] Okay.
The name's Clearmont, Clearmont DeAngelo, and I'm just a lonely roadside hand bell salesperson.
And [hand bell ringing] part-time guardian angel.
My mom loves the jokes.
It made me very proud about my writing.
[upbeat music] Welcome back to the Story Pirates podcast, everyone, where we take stories written by kids and turn them into sketch comedy and songs.
But if StoryTellerCon goes as badly as I'm worried it will, this might be the end of the Story Pirates.
Look at you, talking to yourself, walking down a long, empty road trying to find a gas station.
[sighs] Face it, you don't wanna find one, because if you do, you'll have to actually go to StoryTellerCon, where everyone will finally know the truth: that you're a fraud.
You know, sometimes I wish I'd never started the Story Pirates in the first place.
[hand bell ringing] Okay.
The name's Clearmont, Clearmont DeAngelo, and I'm just a lonely roadside hand bell salesperson.
And [hand bell ringing] part-time guardian angel.
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