Hilarious Space-Time Breakdown
Wait till Peter tackles gravity and spacetime
May 21, 2026 · 26 min · 6 segments
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[cuckoo clock cuckoos] Oh, it's quitting time here at the cuckoo clock factory.
Meow.
I know that, Fiona the cat.
But it's mostly cuckoo clocks.
You got me there.
[laughs]
[laughs] You sure did.
Anyway, any big plans this weekend?
Not really.
My only plans are to try to find my lost neon gloves.
Neon gloves?
Like the kind that were very big in the '90s.
Remember the '90s?
Wow, I haven't thought about the '90s in quite some time.
Looks like you're about to get lost in a bit of nostalgic '90s daydreaming, so I'll leave you to it.
Huh? Oh, right.
I, I'll see you Monday.
Bye.
[door thuds] The '90s.
[gentle music] That was quite a decade.
Famous for so many things.
Skateboards, mixtapes, rat tails, no screens, tall socks, puffy hair, hula hoops, disco dancers, dragons, Elvis Presley, and grunge.
If my memory's correct, all that's true, but there's something else in my memory of the '90s, something I haven't thought about in a long time.
[cuckoo clock cuckoos] Oh, it's quitting time here at the cuckoo clock factory.
Meow.
I know that, Fiona the cat.
But it's mostly cuckoo clocks.
You got me there.
[laughs]
[laughs] You sure did.
Anyway, any big plans this weekend?
Not really.
My only plans are to try to find my lost neon gloves.
Neon gloves?
Like the kind that were very big in the '90s.
Remember the '90s?
Wow, I haven't thought about the '90s in quite some time.
Looks like you're about to get lost in a bit of nostalgic '90s daydreaming, so I'll leave you to it.
Huh? Oh, right.
I, I'll see you Monday.
Bye.
[door thuds] The '90s.
[gentle music] That was quite a decade.
Famous for so many things.
Skateboards, mixtapes, rat tails, no screens, tall socks, puffy hair, hula hoops, disco dancers, dragons, Elvis Presley, and grunge.
If my memory's correct, all that's true, but there's something else in my memory of the '90s, something I haven't thought about in a long time.
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Hilarious Space-Time Breakdown
Wait till Peter tackles gravity and spacetime
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