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Right.

So most of the front pages are gonna be talking about Israel being upset with Ed Miliband, but not in the way that we're normally upset with Ed Miliband.

And he identifies as being a Jewish person, which is a handy card to play if nothing else, and that's basically all it is right now.

But do you know what? It's a bit of a heavyweight story.

Um, if you don't know what's happened, there are sanctions on businesses based in the settlement areas, but instead of dealing with...

A lot of it boils down to probably there's a by-election where they're a little bit worried about who's gonna vote for what.

And this tells us that the Labour Party thinks this will be enough.

A little bit of, "Oh, well, we will make some noise.

We'll write a John Healy let- a stern letter," won't be enough to convince voters.

I don't think anything's gonna convince voters.

But anyway, we'll see as that pans out.

Or maybe it's a genuine belief.

[blows raspberry] Also on the front page of The Times, um, would you, uh, skinny dip at 60 like Salma Hayek, is the question they ask.

And it's just on the front page, so you go and have a look to see what she looks like when she's skinny dipping.

I'm not falling for it.

I've got CompuServe dial-up.

I'll be absolutely fine.

If anything, I've got a hard drive that's full.

But, um, yes, I w- it's a two-part question, isn't it? And it's kind of yes no.

Because I would skinny dip at 60.

I don't think I'd be doing it like Salma Hayek.

I know there could be some physiological changes as I get older.

My moobs might get bigger, and my dinky might get smaller, so I'll look a bit more like her.

But I don't think I'm ever gonna reach peak Salma Hayek.

Thanks for asking the question though, The Times, if that is your real name.