Political Donations Need Reform

Meanwhile, let's check the front pages.

Right, front pages.

I've not seen them yet, so let's walk through them together.

Oh, yeah, here we go then.

Bitcoin, front page of the Mirror.

This is a £72 million donation fallout.

Rainer claims reform could face action over crypto billionaires' cash.

How would they afford the lawyers to defend against that? Questions intensify over Farage's attack on Bank of England chief.

Did he hit him? You know, I probably should have read the story first.

Unions say workers will suffer one of a crisis of democracy and the Lords will today debate stopping mega gifts.

This is the thing that the first guy, the Delo guy, he gave 36 billion pounds, one million for every month up to the latest date of a potential election, but gave it all.

He paid it all up front.

You know what, you've got a lot of money when you pay things up front, haven't you? But the idea was to pay for it up front in case they brought in rules on gifts.

So missed it by that much.

Good luck, the Lords, making no difference.

The front page of the Daily Telegraph.

hospitality chiefs urge PM to cut VAT.

Burnham told that he must honour a pledge to reduce the levy to 10% and save thousands of jobs.

I mean, as I effectively, in the world of stand-up, I work in hospitality, even though you wouldn't think so when you see my set.

But, you know, technically, if beer goes down a bit, I'll do better.

So, yeah, I'd be in favour of that.

The picture that goes with that is a picture of Andy Burnham who's doing another one of his runs or something.

He's doing the Great North Run.

He's meant to be busy, isn't he? Dude, I barely have time to get me 5Ks in, and I am nowhere near as important.

Also on the front page, no ice cream and compulsory lentils in school meal shake-up.