Aug 3, 2026 · 35 min · 17 segments
Chapters: 0:00 Intro 1:23 English woman made me sign my life away 6:08 Crazy Dutch lady at the Russia/Ukraine border 10:58 A “trip” with random guys I met in the US 18:47 Learning about odd…
The first person that I wanna talk about is an English woman that made me sign my life away.
This was during, or actually before I started filming for the sneaking into Glastonbury Music Festival.
This was, uh, two, going on three years ago.
Like, if you're a broke boy, just say so.
I had no money, and I really wanted to go to Glastonbury.
Uh, I heard through the grapevine, I was at this Stonehenge, kinda pagan, uh, druid, kinda native English festival where, uh, people thought there were witches and wizards and stuff, just a lot of weirdos, and they, uh, convinced me to go to Glastonbury and to sneak in because it was the next day.
So I went ahead and did that.
It was the closest one I could find leading up to the start of the festival.
But if you'll remember, ladies and gentlemen, in 2022, what was I doing? That's right, boys and girls.
I didn't make it around the world.
Spoiler alert.
But, uh, so I had my motorcycle with me, and I needed somewhere to put it.
It's...
That's why, you know, I get DMs sometimes on Patreon asking, uh, you know, people asking me if they should, you know, like, take a motorcycle around the world or, you know, do motorcycle touring, and I, I can't help but say no because a lot of times it makes the journey much more complicated than it actually needs to be.
If I didn't have a motorcycle, I could just hop on a bus and head over there and try my luck, but because I had a bike, uh, I had to...
First of all, I had to get the B&B so I was able to have the right to park my bike somewhere, 'cause in the UK you can't just leave your bike anywhere, especially for four, five, six days maybe.
You know, I had a little lock for the wheel, but that wasn't enough.
So I secured an Airbnb, and, uh, basically when I got there I made an arrangement with this lady.
I was like, "Look, I'll pay for two nights, whatever, that's like 200 bucks or something, and for the next three nights I'll pay you, like, 50 bucks or something, and I'll park my bike, like, next to your garage out back." She had a little bit of property.
And she had some hesitations.
She was convinced I was going to die at Glastonbury music festival.
The first person that I wanna talk about is an English woman that made me sign my life away.
This was during, or actually before I started filming for the sneaking into Glastonbury Music Festival.
This was, uh, two, going on three years ago.
Like, if you're a broke boy, just say so.
I had no money, and I really wanted to go to Glastonbury.
Uh, I heard through the grapevine, I was at this Stonehenge, kinda pagan, uh, druid, kinda native English festival where, uh, people thought there were witches and wizards and stuff, just a lot of weirdos, and they, uh, convinced me to go to Glastonbury and to sneak in because it was the next day.
So I went ahead and did that.
It was the closest one I could find leading up to the start of the festival.
But if you'll remember, ladies and gentlemen, in 2022, what was I doing? That's right, boys and girls.
I didn't make it around the world.
Spoiler alert.
But, uh, so I had my motorcycle with me, and I needed somewhere to put it.
It's...
That's why, you know, I get DMs sometimes on Patreon asking, uh, you know, people asking me if they should, you know, like, take a motorcycle around the world or, you know, do motorcycle touring, and I, I can't help but say no because a lot of times it makes the journey much more complicated than it actually needs to be.
If I didn't have a motorcycle, I could just hop on a bus and head over there and try my luck, but because I had a bike, uh, I had to...
First of all, I had to get the B&B so I was able to have the right to park my bike somewhere, 'cause in the UK you can't just leave your bike anywhere, especially for four, five, six days maybe.
You know, I had a little lock for the wheel, but that wasn't enough.
So I secured an Airbnb, and, uh, basically when I got there I made an arrangement with this lady.
I was like, "Look, I'll pay for two nights, whatever, that's like 200 bucks or something, and for the next three nights I'll pay you, like, 50 bucks or something, and I'll park my bike, like, next to your garage out back." She had a little bit of property.
And she had some hesitations.
She was convinced I was going to die at Glastonbury music festival.
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