Sep 3, 2026 · 1 hr 29 min · 13 segments
1000 Lb Sisters S9:E1 "Play That Funky Music, AI" Amy has lost weight, gained confidence, and apparently decided that makes her a gothic-country-rap icon. Unfortunately, the confidence came with…
So basically we open and it's just like Amy pretending.
Well, I guess I'm pretending maybe she is genuinely happy, but it's basically just like, Oh my God, look how great everything is with Brian and the boys.
So it's like Gage getting something from the tooth fairy.
And then there's like a weird, the producer tells Brian, hey, there's a tag on your shorts.
And Brian goes, oh, it's so I know I have an eight inch inseam.
And then Amy goes, oh, I thought it was bigger than eight inches.
That's disgusting.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, I'm not going to
lie.
I'm happy for her because I don't know why else you would be with a man this old.
I mean, I'm sure gravity has done its work.
Oh, you know what?
You know what? That's probably true.
Yeah.
It was probably, like, .3 at one point.
So, we're doing good.
So, yeah.
Just counting how long his balls are.
Yeah.
He's like, it grows an inch every decade.
I'm up to eight.
He's like, I can
dunk
So basically we open and it's just like Amy pretending.
Well, I guess I'm pretending maybe she is genuinely happy, but it's basically just like, Oh my God, look how great everything is with Brian and the boys.
So it's like Gage getting something from the tooth fairy.
And then there's like a weird, the producer tells Brian, hey, there's a tag on your shorts.
And Brian goes, oh, it's so I know I have an eight inch inseam.
And then Amy goes, oh, I thought it was bigger than eight inches.
That's disgusting.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, I'm not going to
lie.
I'm happy for her because I don't know why else you would be with a man this old.
I mean, I'm sure gravity has done its work.
Oh, you know what?
You know what? That's probably true.
Yeah.
It was probably, like, .3 at one point.
So, we're doing good.
So, yeah.
Just counting how long his balls are.
Yeah.
He's like, it grows an inch every decade.
I'm up to eight.
He's like, I can
dunk
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