Sep 2, 2026 · 2 hr 33 min · 12 segments
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Well, the first scene is stand up.
How about the little scam the airlines have going now with these special clubs? $150 a year to sit in a room, eat peanuts, drink coffee and soda, and read magazines.
Excuse me, isn't this the flight? I already got four hours of this coming to me.
What am I paying for? How about an I got all my luggage club? Can I get into that? Where is that from? I would like to join that club.
Airlines love to divide us up into classes, you know, like when you're sitting in coach, they always have the, the stewardess always closes that stupid curtain, you know.
They always give you that little look like, maybe if you had worked a little harder.
Jerry brings up the fact that airplanes have a nice little scam going.
They charge you $150 a year for a special club where you sit in a room, eat peanuts and drink coffee and soda, and read magazines.
He thinks that's the flight.
It is.
This is the only place in this stand-up where Jerry and I differ.
I think I would pay the extra money, because this room is more or less empty compared to the rest of the
place, isn't it? Yeah, and I gotta imagine the seating's more comfortable.
Yeah, I mean, I don't want to talk to anybody that I don't have to, and I would assume that anybody in these rooms probably feels the same way.
I've never been in one of those clubs or lounges.
I've only
flown a handful of times in my life, so.
I picture it like George's, uh, handicapped bathroom at play now.
Yeah, something like that.
I got a picture they have those gargoyle toilets.
Mm-hmm.
Well, Jerry doesn't like this idea.
He says he already has four hours of this coming to him.
But you see, Jerry, you said it in your opening line.
They charge you money for this.
Well, the first scene is stand up.
How about the little scam the airlines have going now with these special clubs? $150 a year to sit in a room, eat peanuts, drink coffee and soda, and read magazines.
Excuse me, isn't this the flight? I already got four hours of this coming to me.
What am I paying for? How about an I got all my luggage club? Can I get into that? Where is that from? I would like to join that club.
Airlines love to divide us up into classes, you know, like when you're sitting in coach, they always have the, the stewardess always closes that stupid curtain, you know.
They always give you that little look like, maybe if you had worked a little harder.
Jerry brings up the fact that airplanes have a nice little scam going.
They charge you $150 a year for a special club where you sit in a room, eat peanuts and drink coffee and soda, and read magazines.
He thinks that's the flight.
It is.
This is the only place in this stand-up where Jerry and I differ.
I think I would pay the extra money, because this room is more or less empty compared to the rest of the
place, isn't it? Yeah, and I gotta imagine the seating's more comfortable.
Yeah, I mean, I don't want to talk to anybody that I don't have to, and I would assume that anybody in these rooms probably feels the same way.
I've never been in one of those clubs or lounges.
I've only
flown a handful of times in my life, so.
I picture it like George's, uh, handicapped bathroom at play now.
Yeah, something like that.
I got a picture they have those gargoyle toilets.
Mm-hmm.
Well, Jerry doesn't like this idea.
He says he already has four hours of this coming to him.
But you see, Jerry, you said it in your opening line.
They charge you money for this.
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