Oct 20, 2026 · 40 min · 10 segments
Today we are recapping episode 1 of Beverly Hills Teens from 1987. We discuss how everyone looks like a giant toddler, hot dogs, advice for combatting sharks and much more! This week's cursed frame…
Alright, here's what happens in the episode.
It opens with the kids doing some group aerobics as a rock band plays in the corner with a crazy light show and the instructor is just yelling numbers.
Which is the most nightmare room I can imagine being in.
Yeah.
So overstimulated.
I would be cowering in the corner for sure.
This is definitely, based on the look of this room, one of the 5,000 rooms in Goldie Gold's mansion.
True.
This is what's going on in all those
rooms.
200-foot ceilings.
What a neat idea having gig and jet play during our aerobic sesh.
And this pretentious guy Pierce is like, yeah, it certainly beats that tacky recorded music.
Because recorded music is tacky?
Yeah.
Rich people don't listen to recorded music?
It's got to come straight out of the amber.
I don't want to hear it.
This guy just drives around with a singer-songwriter stuffed into his trunk and...
It's got to be played by an underpaid and overworked musician.
His
radio knob is just connected to a cattle prod that stabs him when he wants to change the song.
Fucking billionaires, man.
Losers.
Alright, here's what happens in the episode.
It opens with the kids doing some group aerobics as a rock band plays in the corner with a crazy light show and the instructor is just yelling numbers.
Which is the most nightmare room I can imagine being in.
Yeah.
So overstimulated.
I would be cowering in the corner for sure.
This is definitely, based on the look of this room, one of the 5,000 rooms in Goldie Gold's mansion.
True.
This is what's going on in all those
rooms.
200-foot ceilings.
What a neat idea having gig and jet play during our aerobic sesh.
And this pretentious guy Pierce is like, yeah, it certainly beats that tacky recorded music.
Because recorded music is tacky?
Yeah.
Rich people don't listen to recorded music?
It's got to come straight out of the amber.
I don't want to hear it.
This guy just drives around with a singer-songwriter stuffed into his trunk and...
It's got to be played by an underpaid and overworked musician.
His
radio knob is just connected to a cattle prod that stabs him when he wants to change the song.
Fucking billionaires, man.
Losers.
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