Winnie-the-Pooh

This is just the sequels I'm not going to add here.

Because they've also done some Mighty Duck stuff and Winnie the Pooh stuff and shit like that.

But it's after Return of Jafar, Aladdin and the King of Thieves, Pooh's Grand Adventure, Beauty and the Beast, The Enchanted Christmas, Belle's Magical World, Pocahontas 2, The Lion King 2... hercules zero to hero bell's tales of friendship mickey's once upon a christmas uh that's not a sequel sorry extremely goofy movie uh and the buzz lightyear star command cartoon um so they should be in the swing of things really they really they

really should be like what happened man what the fuck happened

Like, the one was like, if you ever see Spongebob marrying your dog downstairs in your living room.

But this one, you know, we just have a Winnie the Pooh plushie inside of a dishwasher.

I feel like people have actually encountered this before.

Now, to be fair, the plushie wasn't alive and it wasn't snoring, but you know, like someone's kid definitely had a Winnie the Pooh plushie and tossed it in the dishwasher and they saw exactly what we're seeing right here.

Do not close the door.

Look at his shirt.

I mean, and Dawn—well, that's—you know, Dawn was Big Hero 6.

Dawn was Winnie the Pooh, the feature.

What else am I missing here?

Raya and the Last Dragon.

In Ovidia and the honeypot.

Yeah, last time in the honeypot, I'm thinking about Winnie the Pooh.

Anyway, yes, NVIDIA and the honeypot.

Well, Jensen Wong admitted that he had an affair, and this woman that he had an affair with is a suspected Chinese spy, this Alice Wong.

The story he tells them is not the original story.

The original story apparently is about Winnie the Pooh getting stuck in Rabbit's door.

And it's supposed to be this whole inspirational speech about how he needs them to do this for him.

Right.

That mouse don't play, bro.

No.

So then they decided they were going to change it from Winnie the Pooh to the fucking Tooth Fairy.

And Walken is like, that man has my tooth and he only gave me a quarter.

Four things.

We missed Winnie the Pooh.

We did.

And if I were going to prioritize and add one of those things to my perfect day.

Winnie the Pooh?

It would probably be Winnie the Pooh.

Okay.

And here's why.

It's a great book, right? Yeah.

It's Taoism explained through Winnie the Pooh.

Through

Winnie the Pooh.

I thought it was brilliant.

I loved that

It doesn't matter how strong or mature or independent or together we may think we are, we all need encouragement from time to time.

There's another great storyteller whom I really love, A.A. Milne, who wrote the Winnie the Pooh books about some fictional characters who lived in a young boy's imagination.

Have a listen to this short excerpt.

One day, Pooh Bear is going for a walk in the 100-acre wood.