Shark attack

Yeah.

So I don't know if they died or lived, but ap- apparently there was, like, a string of people who had life-threatening shark attacks on them-

100%

...

Mm-hmm.

And when you talk about the, the fish, like, um, one of, uh, some of this footage from my tiger shark fin cams, I'm not sure if I have the tiger shark stuff here, but, um, they, we discovered in the Bahamas that, like, tigers, like, this is a big ass tiger in the Bahamas, um-

Dude, some of the Bahama tiger shark attacks freak me the fuck out.

Which ones?

And they're usually from a gas station, right? Of course.

And they have names like Black Beauties or, like, Shark Attack or whatever, like...

You know, something to do with balls or something like that.

Balls on fire or whatever.

That airline tonight, Airlink, defending its actions, saying it was part of a carefully planned event before a rugby match, and that it followed safety regulations.

When we come back here, there's news coming in of a shark attack here in the northeast.

A woman, a female victim, rushed to the hospital.

What we know.

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Tonight, there's news of a possible shark attack in Martha's Vineyard.

A female party was pulled from the water, is bleeding.

Yeah.

The whole shark attack was just a shark swimming up to the camera with its mouth open and the rest was just like this fake shark that they just kept punching.

It was so bad.

This movie is fucking awesome.

Um, post that, I think the, there's, like, a small revival.

You get the Shark Attack movies, which are kind of cheap films, and I think are mostly known because of Shark Attack 3: Megalodon's-

Mm-hmm

... uh, like, very famous, uh, improv scene by known, uh, sex pest, um- John Barrowman, in which he famously improv-ed the line, like

What do you say I take you home and eat your pussy? [romantic music]

Uh, so it's sort of like you get the like two avenues.

You get the like low-budge kinda shark attack, sharksploitation, and then you get the kind of still trying to capture the like almighty dollar in, in the public realm things like Open Water.

Mm-hmm.

This morning, the growing fallout with the season kickoff now just two weeks away.

Lucky to be alive, a man recovering from a frightening shark attack off the Florida coast.

Good Samaritans, including nearby nurses, racing to his aid.

He looks like he was in rough shape.

All right.

Thanks, Al.

Just ahead, we will have new details on a really frightening shark attack off the Florida Keys.

A swimmer bitten, his life saved by nearby nurses.

I know sharks have sharp teeth, but also, like, I don't know.

Despite their scary reputations, shark attacks on humans are extremely rare, and most sharks pose little threat to people.

You know about the alien bases that they got in the ocean?

The alien bases?

to this

man who got eaten by a shark today's prior statement about being afraid of being eaten by sharks.

Yeah, look, I just don't think, like, how many people, what's the kill rate of shark attacks to fatalities?

Well, I was looking that up, Tim.