Tasteslop ft. Polyester (bonus)

Yes, so Taylor Swift got married.

To be honest, I've kind of fallen off as the Taylor Swift correspondent of this show because I find...

If we want to talk about slop, I don't know.

I feel like she's become... slop i when someone mentioned the madison square garden like the rumors that they were getting married there i was like that's obviously a decoy that's obviously fake that's insane what lunatic would do that you know do i think the highest of her not necessarily but think higher of her than that and no it was real they like did that it um

yeah

she's tacky it's like not even that it's tacky it's just it's like the public spec like she's someone who's like throughout her career like commented on her own kind of role as like a celebrity and had this like kind of self-awareness about what it means to be on public display but i feel like has like spoken a lot about whatever like the the damage that that's done to her and like criticize it to an extent.

But then, like, what is this? Like, what is getting married in something that is, like, so self-aware? No, she loves attention,

dude.

She loves it.

But there's, like, something so meta about it.

She fuels the

parasociality of her fans in such an insane way.

Like, she likes it.

I just, I don't know.

And speaking of taste, does Taylor Swift have taste or no taste? I would argue no taste because what is that comb-over-bang hairstyle she has been rocking for a few years now? I don't understand.

The, like, really deep, strange like bowl cut sidebang she's been doing what is that i mean

famously no taste famously one of the worst dress uh celebrities on the planet consistently i don't know if it's like she's just so rich that she's so out of touch and like so powerful that she doesn't have to like try and stay hip Or if she just is so beloved by, like, the type of people that would respond to that lack of taste that it...

And

so, well, and then I would dain...

I would venture on my end that I...

I'm not venturing it.

I'm just saying it.

But I...

I've kind of reclaimed Taylor Swift as bad taste because I have started to like her more as she has come out as the basic ass bitch that she has always been.

And I have always said she is, but that people tried to deny for so long in calling her some sort of musical genius in saying that she is like artful.