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Remember, we like to give wisdom, we like to give advice, and we will give somebody a lucky listener advice today.

But with our hypothetical questions, we also kind of like to push people in the right direction on how to do things.

And the first hypothetical question I would love to hear y'all answer is, if y'all were a flight attendant, an air stewardess, if you will, how would y'all go about making that flight the most comfortable flight for those people taking a trip?

I think the main thing about being a flight attendant is you're not always the most well reimbursed.

Money's tight these days, inflation and whatnot.

I'm sure we can all agree on that.

So what I got to do to make it by as a flight attendant, even though they make a good salary, but it's just expenses are high.

Expenses are high.

Dollar doesn't go as far as it used to.

I've got a lot of pigs.

I got a lot of vet bills.

And those pigs are not going to dress themselves.

So I got to make sure I have money.

So when I'm a flight attendant, I'm in it for a quick buck, whatever that means.

How can you make money as a flight attendant? You got to make people feel safe.

So you're letting people pay you to feel safe and in control.

So what I do, we get up in the air at 30,000 feet.

You know, I go through my safety spiel and, you know, buckle your seatbelt.

If you're in the aisle and you don't want to be, let us know, whatever.

And then once we get up to cruising speed, cruising altitude, I kind of just open that cockpit door and I say, it's a fiver if you want to take control.

Oh, you let people, untrained people, zero hours flying, take control of the plane? It's

one of those things where people want to feel safer if they're in control.

Sure.

So I let them take control of the plane.

And it's also one of those things, you know, kids are always interested in planes.