Aug 29, 2026 · 5 hr 15 min · 24 segments
https://podawful.com/posts/2669 In a last, wretched act of craven cuckoldry, Lord Mersh hath loosed a vile scheme upon his former paramour, the Lady Icedanc3r, and…
Jesse P.S.HostBrixtonGuest
Crisis ActorGuestuh she she got the drill back i didn't get the switch back i'm just putting that out there
i'm just letting
people know how men deal with things versus how women deal with like yeah she got her she got her makita drill back she got a lot of everything she ever gave me back um but i didn't get that switch back that's so weird but and you know what's funny the second time like when she was sniffing background
we were hanging out of bed she goes you know oh i really thought about bringing that switch back
at one point and i went i'm sure you thought about it but you're a woman and you never were going to right you like stop like stop it like you're always gonna keep the switch Stop.
I hope Ice Dancer is dead as we speak.
Like, I really do hate her fucking guts.
But can I point out,
finding out now, in retrospect, that this has been an op? like you know what i mean like is it wrong for me to spot it when now it's being very much uncovered as oh this was an op and we're doing little emojis and we're doing to with this guy um i don't think that that i'm wrong for identifying that and and maybe not at the time knowing exactly what it was but going something's off here like am i run like you can't go oh he's a paranoid lunatic writing this out you go No, I pointed shit out, and then it's like, no, it was this, but worse.
Me.
A guy who fucking hates her.
A
Like, the way you...
She's right there, right? Pretzel emoji's in the chat, boys.
What does that mean? Oh, she knows what it means.
Oh, I think I saw something about the
pretzels.
I'm here for the moment, but...
Can I stop whining, you little bitch? There is a caveat.
This is...
Am
I...
Did I go anywhere? I'm just saying.
You remember when...
I'm not promising I'm gonna stay.
Well, let's see what we got.
No, just stick around.
I mean, Jesus Christ, I'm here.
You wrote her a 79-page letter.
Might as well talk to her while she's here.
Yeah.
You think Ice Dancer was like a Jesse P.S. honeypot? When you say off, what do you mean?
No, the first time around, no.
The second time around, it's clear that It was like she came back and was like, oh, this idiot will just let me in.
Like, you know what I mean? And I think the second time around, I don't know what was going on, but yeah, something's going on.
Like, because it was a fucking love bomb me via message all the time, but in person be very weird and like not checked in.
Did you not tweet that you were going to expose Ice Dancer with all of the receipts? that night
yeah i got a little mad and then you went scorched earth and then i went oh wow okay that was funny because they probably wouldn't have done that
who's they
what i didn't say they funny because they probably wouldn't have done that
so ice answer what do you think about the way marsh has responded to i think that you
think that i'm doing something that's like insane and like that i've been planning i'm only everything that i've been
pretty shown that it's been in response pretzel emojis pretzel emojis in the chat box can
i it's been in response to your little scorched earth moment that you've decided not to go through on everything has been about
your shit was like a month ago and you know right now no it was when you
drove to my fucking house and you screamed that you were gonna expose me for money so i'm showing what you were doing sorry what are we talking about a month ago
was that when you were in
your
car it's it's been it's been shown
what
like what she's been doing for like weeks behind the scenes
i don't know what that means
pretzel emojis in the chat boys um we know everyone knows what's going on what it's been what's been going on and uh I don't, like, I don't, like, literally, like, I'm the guy that's getting humiliated here.
And I'm sitting here going, yes, I got humiliated, I got cucked, I got ruined, I got fucked.
And people that know what's going on, like, know what you did.
Okay.
So do you stand by your tweets when you had your little crash out of when you drove to my house and your stream? Do you stand by what you said then?
you are one of the biggest pieces of shit i've ever met in my life i stand by everything and you're horrible it's my response everything that happens to you that's horrible you deserve it and i hope you burn and thanks i hope you make a
million dollars off of this
i think you're taking the high road i
want to make a million dollars yeah maybe clown town will we'll share i'm not i i stopped you never were what
are we talking about You never were from the beginning.
And then you decided, I'm going to take the high road, and I'm the bad guy.
You started at the low road.
Yeah, except I didn't do anything, and you did.
All right.
What was the high road? What did I do? Like, what did I do that ruined you or hurt
you? I never said that.
You ruined me.
So what did I do? What did I do? You have gone out of your way to embarrass me, bury me, shit on me.
You were going
to if I didn't post the letter.
That was your plan because I didn't call you.
No.
It was.
It really actually was.
It was really just more about me just going.
Oh, it's just about you.
It's
always about you.
Right.
It's always about me.
Yes.
What was the last fight about? It's never about you.
What was the last fight about that
led to you driving to her house? It's never about how you feel, your anxiety, your problems.
Is that a buzz
ball? No, no, no, guys,
guys, she just reminded me how much time she spent caring for me and buying me things and taking care of me.
No, I'm sorry.
Do you know how much
fucking...
It's not always about you.
This is crazy work.
But it's not always about what you buy people.
Oh, I didn't want to make a bunch
of shit public either, but you did.
Me
either, but you pushed me to do it.
But you admit you did it first.
Yes, I did it first.
You were going to expose me.
Like, what are we talking about?
And I didn't.
She
scooped you.
She scooped you.
You literally
did.
You said you stood by it.
What are we doing?
What did you have in mind? If she hadn't released the letter prior to your...
Yeah, what were
you going to share?
What were you going to do? It
is interesting.
i had honestly come to the conclusion i was like you know what man i i threw the at her at her door and i went home and i was like i'm i slept it off i went to do my show the next day i was like i'm not i don't so i should have
just like ignored everything you said and just said he was probably just angry why is that on me why should i not have expected you to do oh it's
on you because you did the thing That's how it works.
You're a woman and you don't understand.
Oh, I did a thing.
How is that on me? Because you said a thing.
Well, I said a thing.
You did a thing.
You're a woman.
I am.
You
don't understand that you did a thing and then you go.
I do understand that I did a thing.
I did a thing.
How is that on me? It's on you because you fucking did it, cunt.
Are you embarrassed by your behavior in that video where you drove

like a jackass to her house and left stuff in front of her house like a broad? You
filmed
yourself driving?
Do you want it back? No, I
don't want it back.
Would that make you...
You don't? Okay.
So don't hold it over my head.
You should give
it back.
Why? You should give it back.
I
paid for it, basically.
Check your fucking super tips.
Check your fucking cash out.
You fucking bum!
By the way, by the way, she sent me screenshots of like all the donuts versus the Switch 2.
She doesn't count all of the fucking, the dinners, the gifts, all the- Oh, really? Because
I, really? I bought you dinner sometime.
This bitch has been brutal.
You'd ask me if you said
that.
Calm down.
I bought you $75 at the sushi place, you fucking asshole.
Oh, you bought, you bought ramen.
I don't view, listen, I don't view
relationships as transactional.
yeah did you guys want to play that game did you guys act like i leeched off you
did
you guys never did that's called a relationship
now you're a leech you're a piece of because you tweet other you you literally send pretzel emojis to other while i'm paying for your dinner
well we're not dating he said tonight before that like if he could find another 26 year old the that he would so like what are we doing here
You're a
piece
of shit.
Can you see how it
looks like you look like a classless adult because you're talking about how much you spent on taking people out to dinner
and stuff? What is that about? Because she's literally going behind my back.
When we're not
dating?
Literally enjoying.
We weren't
dating.
Embarrassing me.
i don't
she went out of her way to try to do this to me no it was planned you posted you literally took photo ops earlier so you could reveal them later you're a cunt are
you kidding me that crowd was literally last night when i was debating going on byb you fucking retard if you're gonna
if you're
gonna write a letter like that kind which you know you're kind of still telling me you're in love with her in private
how do you know in private
in private under under private
you were gonna expose me with receipts what the
did i but did i
you tweeted that
did i though
yes you did you literally tweeted that
you did no but but did i did you
do
it should i not
take you out your word do you should i should your mean word mean anything somebody
jumped the gun and showed what they really were
right away okay right away that makes sense no that right that makes sense
Should I, uh, by the way, I got a couple more minutes.
I'm not trying to be a dick and run.
No, I'm not running.
Like, hit me with what you want to hit me with.
No, it's fine.
I'm not trying to run.
I'm not trying to turn it into a-
Oh, Merce got fucking Rachel.
He
left.
He left again.
That's okay.
He said he was going to.

well wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute hold on hold on hold on hold on a second What am I doing here? I was credibly informed I was finished.
I was told I wouldn't be here tonight.
I was just listening to people moments ago saying I'm done.
We're never gonna see him again.
Sorry.
All the little pranks and the pizzas and the prank calls in the world and all your little reports ain't gonna do shit.
You are going to have to fucking kill me.
And I'm afraid what I see lined up in front of me, none of y'all got it in you.
Send your little pizzas and your little things.
You're going to have to fucking kill me before I ever stop.
Just saying.
So if anybody actually has that kind of shit in them, if you got that kind of fire, let's do 10 paces.
Winter is coming.
Winter is coming.
I'm living proof that the AIDS virus doesn't exist, okay?
Okay.
What are we doing here, huh? I mean, first of all, what are we doing here? What are we doing? What are we doing here? What are we doing here? What are we doing here? Hey,
Brixton, what are we doing here? I don't know.
What's up? Me either.
What's up?
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uh she she got the drill back i didn't get the switch back i'm just putting that out there
i'm just letting
people know how men deal with things versus how women deal with like yeah she got her she got her makita drill back she got a lot of everything she ever gave me back um but i didn't get that switch back that's so weird but and you know what's funny the second time like when she was sniffing background
we were hanging out of bed she goes you know oh i really thought about bringing that switch back
at one point and i went i'm sure you thought about it but you're a woman and you never were going to right you like stop like stop it like you're always gonna keep the switch Stop.
I hope Ice Dancer is dead as we speak.
Like, I really do hate her fucking guts.
But can I point out,
finding out now, in retrospect, that this has been an op? like you know what i mean like is it wrong for me to spot it when now it's being very much uncovered as oh this was an op and we're doing little emojis and we're doing to with this guy um i don't think that that i'm wrong for identifying that and and maybe not at the time knowing exactly what it was but going something's off here like am i run like you can't go oh he's a paranoid lunatic writing this out you go No, I pointed shit out, and then it's like, no, it was this, but worse.
Me.
A guy who fucking hates her.
A
Like, the way you...
She's right there, right? Pretzel emoji's in the chat, boys.
What does that mean? Oh, she knows what it means.
Oh, I think I saw something about the
pretzels.
I'm here for the moment, but...
Can I stop whining, you little bitch? There is a caveat.
This is...
Am
I...
Did I go anywhere? I'm just saying.
You remember when...
I'm not promising I'm gonna stay.
Well, let's see what we got.
No, just stick around.
I mean, Jesus Christ, I'm here.
You wrote her a 79-page letter.
Might as well talk to her while she's here.
Yeah.
You think Ice Dancer was like a Jesse P.S. honeypot? When you say off, what do you mean?
No, the first time around, no.
The second time around, it's clear that It was like she came back and was like, oh, this idiot will just let me in.
Like, you know what I mean? And I think the second time around, I don't know what was going on, but yeah, something's going on.
Like, because it was a fucking love bomb me via message all the time, but in person be very weird and like not checked in.
Did you not tweet that you were going to expose Ice Dancer with all of the receipts? that night
yeah i got a little mad and then you went scorched earth and then i went oh wow okay that was funny because they probably wouldn't have done that
who's they
what i didn't say they funny because they probably wouldn't have done that
so ice answer what do you think about the way marsh has responded to i think that you
think that i'm doing something that's like insane and like that i've been planning i'm only everything that i've been
pretty shown that it's been in response pretzel emojis pretzel emojis in the chat box can
i it's been in response to your little scorched earth moment that you've decided not to go through on everything has been about
your shit was like a month ago and you know right now no it was when you
drove to my fucking house and you screamed that you were gonna expose me for money so i'm showing what you were doing sorry what are we talking about a month ago
was that when you were in
your
car it's it's been it's been shown
what
like what she's been doing for like weeks behind the scenes
i don't know what that means
pretzel emojis in the chat boys um we know everyone knows what's going on what it's been what's been going on and uh I don't, like, I don't, like, literally, like, I'm the guy that's getting humiliated here.
And I'm sitting here going, yes, I got humiliated, I got cucked, I got ruined, I got fucked.
And people that know what's going on, like, know what you did.
Okay.
So do you stand by your tweets when you had your little crash out of when you drove to my house and your stream? Do you stand by what you said then?
you are one of the biggest pieces of shit i've ever met in my life i stand by everything and you're horrible it's my response everything that happens to you that's horrible you deserve it and i hope you burn and thanks i hope you make a
million dollars off of this
i think you're taking the high road i
want to make a million dollars yeah maybe clown town will we'll share i'm not i i stopped you never were what
are we talking about You never were from the beginning.
And then you decided, I'm going to take the high road, and I'm the bad guy.
You started at the low road.
Yeah, except I didn't do anything, and you did.
All right.
What was the high road? What did I do? Like, what did I do that ruined you or hurt
you? I never said that.
You ruined me.
So what did I do? What did I do? You have gone out of your way to embarrass me, bury me, shit on me.
You were going
to if I didn't post the letter.
That was your plan because I didn't call you.
No.
It was.
It really actually was.
It was really just more about me just going.
Oh, it's just about you.
It's
always about you.
Right.
It's always about me.
Yes.
What was the last fight about? It's never about you.
What was the last fight about that
led to you driving to her house? It's never about how you feel, your anxiety, your problems.
Is that a buzz
ball? No, no, no, guys,
guys, she just reminded me how much time she spent caring for me and buying me things and taking care of me.
No, I'm sorry.
Do you know how much
fucking...
It's not always about you.
This is crazy work.
But it's not always about what you buy people.
Oh, I didn't want to make a bunch
of shit public either, but you did.
Me
either, but you pushed me to do it.
But you admit you did it first.
Yes, I did it first.
You were going to expose me.
Like, what are we talking about?
And I didn't.
She
scooped you.
She scooped you.
You literally
did.
You said you stood by it.
What are we doing?
What did you have in mind? If she hadn't released the letter prior to your...
Yeah, what were
you going to share?
What were you going to do? It
is interesting.
i had honestly come to the conclusion i was like you know what man i i threw the at her at her door and i went home and i was like i'm i slept it off i went to do my show the next day i was like i'm not i don't so i should have
just like ignored everything you said and just said he was probably just angry why is that on me why should i not have expected you to do oh it's
on you because you did the thing That's how it works.
You're a woman and you don't understand.
Oh, I did a thing.
How is that on me? Because you said a thing.
Well, I said a thing.
You did a thing.
You're a woman.
I am.
You
don't understand that you did a thing and then you go.
I do understand that I did a thing.
I did a thing.
How is that on me? It's on you because you fucking did it, cunt.
Are you embarrassed by your behavior in that video where you drove

like a jackass to her house and left stuff in front of her house like a broad? You
filmed
yourself driving?
Do you want it back? No, I
don't want it back.
Would that make you...
You don't? Okay.
So don't hold it over my head.
You should give
it back.
Why? You should give it back.
I
paid for it, basically.
Check your fucking super tips.
Check your fucking cash out.
You fucking bum!
By the way, by the way, she sent me screenshots of like all the donuts versus the Switch 2.
She doesn't count all of the fucking, the dinners, the gifts, all the- Oh, really? Because
I, really? I bought you dinner sometime.
This bitch has been brutal.
You'd ask me if you said
that.
Calm down.
I bought you $75 at the sushi place, you fucking asshole.
Oh, you bought, you bought ramen.
I don't view, listen, I don't view
relationships as transactional.
yeah did you guys want to play that game did you guys act like i leeched off you
did
you guys never did that's called a relationship
now you're a leech you're a piece of because you tweet other you you literally send pretzel emojis to other while i'm paying for your dinner
well we're not dating he said tonight before that like if he could find another 26 year old the that he would so like what are we doing here
You're a
piece
of shit.
Can you see how it
looks like you look like a classless adult because you're talking about how much you spent on taking people out to dinner
and stuff? What is that about? Because she's literally going behind my back.
When we're not
dating?
Literally enjoying.
We weren't
dating.
Embarrassing me.
i don't
she went out of her way to try to do this to me no it was planned you posted you literally took photo ops earlier so you could reveal them later you're a cunt are
you kidding me that crowd was literally last night when i was debating going on byb you fucking retard if you're gonna
if you're
gonna write a letter like that kind which you know you're kind of still telling me you're in love with her in private
how do you know in private
in private under under private
you were gonna expose me with receipts what the
did i but did i
you tweeted that
did i though
yes you did you literally tweeted that
you did no but but did i did you
do
it should i not
take you out your word do you should i should your mean word mean anything somebody
jumped the gun and showed what they really were
right away okay right away that makes sense no that right that makes sense
Should I, uh, by the way, I got a couple more minutes.
I'm not trying to be a dick and run.
No, I'm not running.
Like, hit me with what you want to hit me with.
No, it's fine.
I'm not trying to run.
I'm not trying to turn it into a-
Oh, Merce got fucking Rachel.
He
left.
He left again.
That's okay.
He said he was going to.

well wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute hold on hold on hold on hold on a second What am I doing here? I was credibly informed I was finished.
I was told I wouldn't be here tonight.
I was just listening to people moments ago saying I'm done.
We're never gonna see him again.
Sorry.
All the little pranks and the pizzas and the prank calls in the world and all your little reports ain't gonna do shit.
You are going to have to fucking kill me.
And I'm afraid what I see lined up in front of me, none of y'all got it in you.
Send your little pizzas and your little things.
You're going to have to fucking kill me before I ever stop.
Just saying.
So if anybody actually has that kind of shit in them, if you got that kind of fire, let's do 10 paces.
Winter is coming.
Winter is coming.
I'm living proof that the AIDS virus doesn't exist, okay?
Okay.
What are we doing here, huh? I mean, first of all, what are we doing here? What are we doing? What are we doing here? What are we doing here? What are we doing here? Hey,
Brixton, what are we doing here? I don't know.
What's up? Me either.
What's up?