RUBY HAS A PARASITE?! 😭

So have you ever heard of bio kin, kin, I'm not going to say it's right.

Bio kin theology.

Nope.

Okay.

I knew you wanted to.

So basically it's basically they do this thing where they put like all these like biochemicals on your body.

And where did you do this? Oh, it's Morgan's wife from across the road.

Morgan Keane yeah oh no way it's his wife yeah so she does this um she she has she works in some medical agency but she wants to go into this thing called bio kinesiology full-time yeah and she does it like just on the side so I went to her test and she's trying to start her business so I went up and she was like do you have like anything that you want to test for whatever and I was like I have a bit like brain fog or a bit of like my hair has been thinning or like falling out a bit recently but nothing crazy she's like okay that's i find she's like usually they're like stuff like parasites or whatever she's like i wouldn't be surprised like your large intestine comes up there's it's like flagged like something's wrong with it okay so basically i go up okay and she makes me lie down on this bed and i'm there for an hour she makes me lie down the bed and she starts taking out this like a blue card and a red card placing them on my forehead and i was just like what the fuck guys like this is just like why am i here i was like why do i do these things myself i think this is obviously she put a blue card in my head and she's like now push your arm up against my arm yeah and then a red one and then she was like what's your height and i was like 167 centimeters and she said okay you're blue and takes off the red so leaves the blue card on my head then she puts all these like she has i actually took a photo she has all these vials okay so they're all like biochemicals so she has like all these parasites bottled up she has all these toxins metals and nutrients minerals vitamins everything okay and she's like she had these vials how did she get into this no I don't know I actually don't know she just asked me so she put like so you get me to like push points on my face I was like do you know the way in acupuncture they can do it through your feet yeah but she got me to push pressure points on my face and this one was your large intestine so she flagged I put my finger here flagged my large intestine okay so she pushes your hand like this and I push against her and by the way like if like I don't have as much force that's like my body saying oh that's what's like fired up guys it was weird and at the start obviously I was kind of like I'm not like against holistic health but I was kind of a bit skeptical of it so it comes up she tries to get this thing she's like okay your large intestine is something wrong with that because my arm kept dropping I couldn't keep it up like guys I couldn't It was the weirdest

thing ever.

Okay.

And then she like put all these parasites on me and I tried, kept pushing and my arm was not moving.

Like it was strong.

Like she, I couldn't, she couldn't push it down.

She put all these like vitamins to see if I was like deficient in anything, all these things and nothing was coming up.

And she was like, sometimes this thing called like hypertonic happens where when you put the thing that's like triggering your body, your body like freezes up, like as if like a reaction.

So I'm just going to... reset your body and make you do it again so she like is like massaging my chest she goes like this to your lips like moving my forehead like this okay and she's like okay you're back you're back okay you're back because like my concentration was going because she's doing too many things to me to put them on and this one and then a parasite came up again because I couldn't keep my art like it was the weirdest thing ever like and then um do you have parasites I have a parasite yeah something is living in you and something is living in me and that is she was like she asked me these things and I was like yeah that actually doesn't make sense and then I asked her for the name of the parasite and everything and I go and look it up and it is most commonly found in unwashed berries

And I, my jaw literally dropped when I read

that.

I was like, oh my God.

I was like, I cannot believe.

You deserve that.

Cause you always say.

Never wash my berries.

I didn't like.

I did actually wonder

So have you ever heard of bio kin, kin, I'm not going to say it's right.

Bio kin theology.

Nope.

Okay.

I knew you wanted to.

So basically it's basically they do this thing where they put like all these like biochemicals on your body.

And where did you do this? Oh, it's Morgan's wife from across the road.

Morgan Keane yeah oh no way it's his wife yeah so she does this um she she has she works in some medical agency but she wants to go into this thing called bio kinesiology full-time yeah and she does it like just on the side so I went to her test and she's trying to start her business so I went up and she was like do you have like anything that you want to test for whatever and I was like I have a bit like brain fog or a bit of like my hair has been thinning or like falling out a bit recently but nothing crazy she's like okay that's i find she's like usually they're like stuff like parasites or whatever she's like i wouldn't be surprised like your large intestine comes up there's it's like flagged like something's wrong with it okay so basically i go up okay and she makes me lie down on this bed and i'm there for an hour she makes me lie down the bed and she starts taking out this like a blue card and a red card placing them on my forehead and i was just like what the fuck guys like this is just like why am i here i was like why do i do these things myself i think this is obviously she put a blue card in my head and she's like now push your arm up against my arm yeah and then a red one and then she was like what's your height and i was like 167 centimeters and she said okay you're blue and takes off the red so leaves the blue card on my head then she puts all these like she has i actually took a photo she has all these vials okay so they're all like biochemicals so she has like all these parasites bottled up she has all these toxins metals and nutrients minerals vitamins everything okay and she's like she had these vials how did she get into this no I don't know I actually don't know she just asked me so she put like so you get me to like push points on my face I was like do you know the way in acupuncture they can do it through your feet yeah but she got me to push pressure points on my face and this one was your large intestine so she flagged I put my finger here flagged my large intestine okay so she pushes your hand like this and I push against her and by the way like if like I don't have as much force that's like my body saying oh that's what's like fired up guys it was weird and at the start obviously I was kind of like I'm not like against holistic health but I was kind of a bit skeptical of it so it comes up she tries to get this thing she's like okay your large intestine is something wrong with that because my arm kept dropping I couldn't keep it up like guys I couldn't It was the weirdest

thing ever.

Okay.

And then she like put all these parasites on me and I tried, kept pushing and my arm was not moving.

Like it was strong.

Like she, I couldn't, she couldn't push it down.

She put all these like vitamins to see if I was like deficient in anything, all these things and nothing was coming up.

And she was like, sometimes this thing called like hypertonic happens where when you put the thing that's like triggering your body, your body like freezes up, like as if like a reaction.

So I'm just going to... reset your body and make you do it again so she like is like massaging my chest she goes like this to your lips like moving my forehead like this okay and she's like okay you're back you're back okay you're back because like my concentration was going because she's doing too many things to me to put them on and this one and then a parasite came up again because I couldn't keep my art like it was the weirdest thing ever like and then um do you have parasites I have a parasite yeah something is living in you and something is living in me and that is she was like she asked me these things and I was like yeah that actually doesn't make sense and then I asked her for the name of the parasite and everything and I go and look it up and it is most commonly found in unwashed berries

And I, my jaw literally dropped when I read

that.

I was like, oh my God.

I was like, I cannot believe.

You deserve that.

Cause you always say.

Never wash my berries.

I didn't like.

I did actually wonder