FaceTime

Because of the time difference, my husband and I barely had time to talk while I was gone.

We usually managed a quick FaceTime or phone call when one of us was waking up and the other was heading to bed.

I never imagined that while I was missing him, he was spending his free time getting to know someone else.

The DM gal explained that she and my husband had been talking for a month on and off, sending her flirtatious messages, asking for photos, and trying to FaceTime her.

No.

She said his behavior made her uncomfortable.

Whether it became physical or not, the flirting, the messages, the requests for pictures-

Yeah

He say, "Yo, bro." [laughs]

I say, "Facetime me."

"I need, I need-

"Call me"

That's him.

He's saying that.

Facetime.

He knows about everything.

This is the problem.

Frank, oh, I was on FaceTime until I got back to the hotel.

No, I was just on FaceTime until I got into the car.

Well, now we have video of him looking at his phone.

Doesn't appear to be on FaceTime at all.

Which is it, Frank? Was it FaceTime with the son until you got to the hotel? Was it FaceTime with the son until you got to the hospital? If so, whose phone were you looking at? And what did you see? Because you picked it up, you looked at it, and then you changed hands.

That's what the video looks like to me.

So were you on FaceTime at all? And if you were on FaceTime, were you aware you were on FaceTime when you were holding your phone in your hand, not in your back pocket? It appears to be a phone.

Producer Cam, you will be putting his wise tag in the description.

Whoever donates the most will FaceTime from lunch.

Yes, we

will.

I don't want anyone to do over a dollar.

I don't want

someone to be like, here's 50 bucks and we do a drunken FaceTime.

Whoever sends us something in the niches currency.

I was like, this text is going nuts.

And then y'all started FaceTime and I was like, oh, it's chaos over there.

I woke up the next morning and was rereading that like, oh

no! You didn't even see him?

They left their small towns.

They aren't going back with the rise of the interstates and FaceTime.

It's like, oh, I don't need to move back home when I have my family.

So I think it's super fascinating.

A portal, huh?" Again, if you need any more of an example of the absolute stupidity of what's going on here, a portal? It's the year 2023, bro.

Get yourself some FaceTime.

That's a portal.

Not your closet, not your bed, and not any of this other stupidity that you are engaging in.

All right.

Or if you don't want to take a picture, you could do a FaceTime.

Call your friend on FaceTime.

Say hi, you know, and talk.

And you know how people always move around a lot when they talk on their phone and then change the angle until they say, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

And I miss them all the time.

And I'm really grateful for FaceTime because even though they're far away, we can still call each other and I can see them and I can hold them up real close.

But you know what?

What?

Right.

When we're face to face.

Can't do that on FaceTime.

No,