May 30, 2026 · 41 min · 11 segments
Separated throughout the depths of Vault 67, the survivors find themselves trapped in a nightmare beneath Tarn Mountain. As tensions rise and the group's fragile alliances begin to crack, strange…
We are the Night Watchers
Frank is now here in the decontamination room.
Where are those guys? Hey.
Where are they?
[laughs]
Where are they?
He sees the researcher in the handy man-
Where are they?
And he is now on attack mode.
Oh, gosh.
McJefferson, it's okay.
This guy wants-
He's not gonna hurt you.
Oh, that's just my name, my monster card.
Don't, don't mind him.
[laughs]
Jefferson.
[laughs]
What the...
What is that in your hand?
Oh, no.
[laughs]
It's my new pen.
[laughs]
That's a dick? It looks like a head on a stick.
Hey.
[laughs]
[laughs] He didn't mean any harm.
It's just a pen.
Looks like a Zack Speed contender.
I mean harm.
I'm gonna fucking kill you guys.
You see, I told you.
Hey.
They're liars.
They're good.
They're perverts.
I know, I know who-
Everyone but me
...
I, I last saw him in the command, the command room.
Yeah, that's what it's called.
I don't give a f- ...
I'm gonna kill you guys.
All right.
Y'all have-
[laughs]
... one minute to figure out what y'all gonna do.
Frank is approaching you-
Oh
... with a coffee mug.
[laughs]
Coffee mug.
A coffee mug?
Frank is-
That's his weapon choice
...
Frank is pretty accurate with the coffee mugs.
I gotta admit.
McJefferson, stand back.
[laughs] Stand?
[laughs]
He's-
No
Okay.
Yeah.
[laughs] Yeah.
Your baby is so beautiful.
Hold up.
Hold up.
Let me pause this.
Read the full transcript.
Create an account to read the whole episode, search across every transcript, and follow the shows you care about.
We are the Night Watchers
Frank is now here in the decontamination room.
Where are those guys? Hey.
Where are they?
[laughs]
Where are they?
He sees the researcher in the handy man-
Where are they?
And he is now on attack mode.
Oh, gosh.
McJefferson, it's okay.
This guy wants-
He's not gonna hurt you.
Oh, that's just my name, my monster card.
Don't, don't mind him.
[laughs]
Jefferson.
[laughs]
What the...
What is that in your hand?
Oh, no.
[laughs]
It's my new pen.
[laughs]
That's a dick? It looks like a head on a stick.
Hey.
[laughs]
[laughs] He didn't mean any harm.
It's just a pen.
Looks like a Zack Speed contender.
I mean harm.
I'm gonna fucking kill you guys.
You see, I told you.
Hey.
They're liars.
They're good.
They're perverts.
I know, I know who-
Everyone but me
...
I, I last saw him in the command, the command room.
Yeah, that's what it's called.
I don't give a f- ...
I'm gonna kill you guys.
All right.
Y'all have-
[laughs]
... one minute to figure out what y'all gonna do.
Frank is approaching you-
Oh
... with a coffee mug.
[laughs]
Coffee mug.
A coffee mug?
Frank is-
That's his weapon choice
...
Frank is pretty accurate with the coffee mugs.
I gotta admit.
McJefferson, stand back.
[laughs] Stand?
[laughs]
He's-
No
Okay.
Yeah.
[laughs] Yeah.
Your baby is so beautiful.
Hold up.
Hold up.
Let me pause this.
