Bert Kreischer: Living in the Weeds (Re-Release)

I never thought in a million years that I'd be talking to you.

Do you remember the first time you told the machine story? Was it one of those things where you're like drinking beers with the dudes and you're like told the story and everybody laughed and you went, hey,

maybe there's something there there.

No, no.

So, I mean, this will get into the weeds, but so when I went to Russia.

No, weeds, we live in the weeds.

Yeah.

We live in literally in the weeds.

This is where we live.

Um, when I, when I was in Russia, I then backpacked through Europe and, uh, and my girlfriend cheated on me with my best friend while I was there.

So when I came home, that was my reality.

I didn't tell anyone the machine story.

I kinda, it was like, I didn't tell any stories about how was your trip.

Cause I was like, I was literally the town cuck.

So everyone knew they'd been hooking up all summer and everyone knew it.

And so that was what I talked about.

That's all I ever talked about was getting cheated on.

I was doing Loveline with Dr.

Drew, random.

And someone from my class called in and said, why don't you tell Drew about the time you robbed your class in Russia? And I went, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And Drew's like, wait, what? And I said, when I was 22, I got involved with the Russian mafia.

He's like, what? And I told the story for the very first time on Loveline.

The very first time ever.

And then he made me come back the next night and tell it again.

He was like, tell it again.

I never thought in a million years that I'd be talking to you.

Do you remember the first time you told the machine story? Was it one of those things where you're like drinking beers with the dudes and you're like told the story and everybody laughed and you went, hey,

maybe there's something there there.

No, no.

So, I mean, this will get into the weeds, but so when I went to Russia.

No, weeds, we live in the weeds.

Yeah.

We live in literally in the weeds.

This is where we live.

Um, when I, when I was in Russia, I then backpacked through Europe and, uh, and my girlfriend cheated on me with my best friend while I was there.

So when I came home, that was my reality.

I didn't tell anyone the machine story.

I kinda, it was like, I didn't tell any stories about how was your trip.

Cause I was like, I was literally the town cuck.

So everyone knew they'd been hooking up all summer and everyone knew it.

And so that was what I talked about.

That's all I ever talked about was getting cheated on.

I was doing Loveline with Dr.

Drew, random.

And someone from my class called in and said, why don't you tell Drew about the time you robbed your class in Russia? And I went, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And Drew's like, wait, what? And I said, when I was 22, I got involved with the Russian mafia.

He's like, what? And I told the story for the very first time on Loveline.

The very first time ever.

And then he made me come back the next night and tell it again.

He was like, tell it again.