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Lifeline

230. Thatassophobia

Sep 20, 2026 · 1 hr 1 min · 12 segments

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Speakers: Chris D'EliaHostMatt D'EliaHostMarcoPanelist

Top entities: Chris D'Elia×24 Jon Bernthal×7 Television×2 Gary Cole×6 Mariska Hargitay×2

The Emmys and the Decline of Television4:28 – 16:19

Chris D'EliaHost

4:28

Well, anyway, so NCIS is still on, I guess, which is fucking absolutely insane.

Chris D'EliaHost

4:34

That's like the new house.

Chris D'EliaHost

4:35

Remember when that shit wouldn't die? uh it's not the

Matt D'EliaHost

4:38

new dude that there's it's the new uh law and order

Chris D'EliaHost

4:41

right right

Matt D'EliaHost

4:41

right it just doesn't

Chris D'EliaHost

4:43

it no no i mean i know i just meant house was one of those shows where i was like that's still on yeah but yeah law and order is just at this point like saturday night life yeah law and order is now i think in 30 plus

Matt D'EliaHost

4:55

years for real

Chris D'EliaHost

4:55

yeah yeah right that's just i mean it started with jerry

Matt D'EliaHost

4:58

orbach and paul sorvino and now that's just too crazy knows or cares everybody watches it no Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Matt D'EliaHost

5:04

Gum, gum, gum.

Chris D'EliaHost

5:04

By the way, isn't that the woman who did the Emmys? Let me tell you something about that.

Chris D'EliaHost

5:09

Let's talk about that.

Chris D'EliaHost

5:11

Mariska Hargadale, you're talking about.

Chris D'EliaHost

5:12

Bless

Matt D'EliaHost

5:12

you.

Matt D'EliaHost

5:14

She's the daughter of a...

Matt D'EliaHost

5:17

Who's her mom? She died tragically in a car accident.

Matt D'EliaHost

5:21

Oh,

M

MarcoPanelist

5:21

fuck.

M

MarcoPanelist

5:22

Jane Mansfield.

Matt D'EliaHost

5:23

Yeah, Jane Mansfield.

Matt D'EliaHost

5:25

Jane Mansfield's car.

Matt D'EliaHost

5:26

To me, that's unrelated to what I'm about to say, but to me...

Matt D'EliaHost

5:32

The fact that she's hosting the Emmy, she hosted the Emmys, is a sign of the fact that the Emmys are something that no one gives a flying rat fuck about anymore.

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The Emmys and the Decline of Television4:28 – 16:19

Chris D'EliaHost

4:28

Well, anyway, so NCIS is still on, I guess, which is fucking absolutely insane.

Chris D'EliaHost

4:34

That's like the new house.

Chris D'EliaHost

4:35

Remember when that shit wouldn't die? uh it's not the

Matt D'EliaHost

4:38

new dude that there's it's the new uh law and order

Chris D'EliaHost

4:41

right right

Matt D'EliaHost

4:41

right it just doesn't

Chris D'EliaHost

4:43

it no no i mean i know i just meant house was one of those shows where i was like that's still on yeah but yeah law and order is just at this point like saturday night life yeah law and order is now i think in 30 plus

Matt D'EliaHost

4:55

years for real

Chris D'EliaHost

4:55

yeah yeah right that's just i mean it started with jerry

Matt D'EliaHost

4:58

orbach and paul sorvino and now that's just too crazy knows or cares everybody watches it no Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Matt D'EliaHost

5:04

Gum, gum, gum.

Chris D'EliaHost

5:04

By the way, isn't that the woman who did the Emmys? Let me tell you something about that.

Chris D'EliaHost

5:09

Let's talk about that.

Chris D'EliaHost

5:11

Mariska Hargadale, you're talking about.

Chris D'EliaHost

5:12

Bless

Matt D'EliaHost

5:12

you.

Matt D'EliaHost

5:14

She's the daughter of a...

Matt D'EliaHost

5:17

Who's her mom? She died tragically in a car accident.

Matt D'EliaHost

5:21

Oh,

M

MarcoPanelist

5:21

fuck.

M

MarcoPanelist

5:22

Jane Mansfield.

Matt D'EliaHost

5:23

Yeah, Jane Mansfield.

Matt D'EliaHost

5:25

Jane Mansfield's car.

Matt D'EliaHost

5:26

To me, that's unrelated to what I'm about to say, but to me...

Matt D'EliaHost

5:32

The fact that she's hosting the Emmy, she hosted the Emmys, is a sign of the fact that the Emmys are something that no one gives a flying rat fuck about anymore.

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