Kraken Cans Cast: Cryptids, Urban Legends, and All Things Spooky
Aug 20, 2026 · 18 min · 11 segments
This month, we’re cracking open some beers and diving into another batch of bizarre stories from around the world. We’re talking about a fart so powerful it cleared out an entire movie theater, a…
Let me hear it.
So first one right here, that I know our boy Crack Daddy Mike's gonna like.
It's called Gas Leak.
"Hundreds of moviegoers in Colombia fled the theater during a showing of Spider-Man: Brand New Day, thanks to a noxious smell, the New York Post reported on August 3rd.
... [laughs] said they were overwhelmed-
... by the stench of flatulence, forcing them into the hallway outside the showing.
That's right, someone's fart was so rotten that they cleared an entire theater full of people.
The stinker hasn't fessed up.
Who can blame them? And so strong was the smell that some speculated someone had set off a stink bomb.
The anonymous air befouler let it rip about halfway through the showing, and many moviegoers left without finishing the movie."
The wa- did they, they check the fat guys? 'Cause that's usually the ones [laughs] that leave some nasty ones.
I don't know.
I, yeah, but I feel like sometimes you gotta watch them skinny guys.
Sometimes, but I would start with the fat guys.
Yeah.
So they're sh- they're putting all kinds of stuff into their gullet that they probably shouldn't be.
Yeah.
Have you, have you ever farted somewhere that cleared out an area?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I've done that at work.
Oh, yeah.
Let me hear it.
So first one right here, that I know our boy Crack Daddy Mike's gonna like.
It's called Gas Leak.
"Hundreds of moviegoers in Colombia fled the theater during a showing of Spider-Man: Brand New Day, thanks to a noxious smell, the New York Post reported on August 3rd.
... [laughs] said they were overwhelmed-
... by the stench of flatulence, forcing them into the hallway outside the showing.
That's right, someone's fart was so rotten that they cleared an entire theater full of people.
The stinker hasn't fessed up.
Who can blame them? And so strong was the smell that some speculated someone had set off a stink bomb.
The anonymous air befouler let it rip about halfway through the showing, and many moviegoers left without finishing the movie."
The wa- did they, they check the fat guys? 'Cause that's usually the ones [laughs] that leave some nasty ones.
I don't know.
I, yeah, but I feel like sometimes you gotta watch them skinny guys.
Sometimes, but I would start with the fat guys.
Yeah.
So they're sh- they're putting all kinds of stuff into their gullet that they probably shouldn't be.
Yeah.
Have you, have you ever farted somewhere that cleared out an area?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I've done that at work.
Oh, yeah.
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