Aug 19, 2026 · 30 min · 15 segments
**\[Subscribers get episodes a week early and ad-free!]** It’s the annual KDNM car wash fundraise-a-ganza AND the annual Madrid Library Bake Sale…on the same day. Remember JP the Maitre D’ and all…
You're listening to Josie's Lonely Hearts Club, and this is Josie Heller, your publicly accessible pooh-bah with the hoo-ha, always free but never cheap.
By now, you know you can come to me with all your sensual squabbles, your intimate impasses, your erotic enigmata.
But today, yes, today, I cut my beauty sleep short for KDNM's annual fun drive and community car wash. It's a small town.
Dick Montpelier from Critters No More, he owns and operates a gray market exotic pet operation out of his canning cellar.
I even hear rumors that the so-called mail-stealing hobo is none other than French Stewart.
Everyone in Madrid is more than meets the eye, like those Saturday morning cartoons, the, the boats that turn into vacuums, I think, which is why I'm here to talk about role play.
Whether my date wants Josephine Bonaparte, Josephine Baker, or Grandma Josephine Bucket, just give me five minutes in a thrift store, three minutes in a produce section, and a few days to not wash.
But if you prefer your fun good and clean, just stop by the studio with your car, scooter, bike, rollerblades, pogo stick.
KDNM, your one-stop shop for local news, weather, music, emergency alerts, snow delays, and special interest programming needs you.
No, you may not.
You're listening to Josie's Lonely Hearts Club, and this is Josie Heller, your publicly accessible pooh-bah with the hoo-ha, always free but never cheap.
By now, you know you can come to me with all your sensual squabbles, your intimate impasses, your erotic enigmata.
But today, yes, today, I cut my beauty sleep short for KDNM's annual fun drive and community car wash. It's a small town.
Dick Montpelier from Critters No More, he owns and operates a gray market exotic pet operation out of his canning cellar.
I even hear rumors that the so-called mail-stealing hobo is none other than French Stewart.
Everyone in Madrid is more than meets the eye, like those Saturday morning cartoons, the, the boats that turn into vacuums, I think, which is why I'm here to talk about role play.
Whether my date wants Josephine Bonaparte, Josephine Baker, or Grandma Josephine Bucket, just give me five minutes in a thrift store, three minutes in a produce section, and a few days to not wash.
But if you prefer your fun good and clean, just stop by the studio with your car, scooter, bike, rollerblades, pogo stick.
KDNM, your one-stop shop for local news, weather, music, emergency alerts, snow delays, and special interest programming needs you.
No, you may not.
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