Can I help you?

Hi.

Um, here I am, wanting so badly to connect with people.

Every single person I meet, I would like to con- con- con- connect with and, and see things through their perspective.

And boy, what a, what an, a, a, an honorable, honored undertaking that is, is it not? Would you help me find a book that would allow me to empathetically connect to everybody I should ever come across, ever? M- man, animal, vegetable, mineral, please.

And you know, what, what on this table says, "Okay, let's, let's go forward with your, your sexual quirks and whatnots, um, and I'm gonna be a part of it, but also this is, this is something I don't feel like you're cheating on me with"?

That is really, really thoughtful of, of you as a partner.

Um, so, um, let's see what we've got on this spread.