Cancer Has Taught Me How to Live Life Not Prepare to Die with Chis Parente

I went to Miami and broke my toe, but I gave you credit because I wanted to be a hoe.

She's like,

I got

to live that life.

Yes.

You may have misinterpreted my message a little.

She took it a little too far.

No, I'm kidding.

I

said, Chris said, you know, go do the things.

Right.

I was saying like, you know, Nike's just do it.

I said, just do it because you might be dead in a year.

I just did it.

And she just went and said, shit.

She don't need it.

I wasn't

talking about being a hoe, but I suppose it applies to hoedom.

Hoedom.

So thank you, because you're making me live life to my fullest.

If I can

inspire any

hoe

out there to fully achieve their hoedom, my work here is done.

I went to Miami and broke my toe, but I gave you credit because I wanted to be a hoe.

She's like,

I got

to live that life.

Yes.

You may have misinterpreted my message a little.

She took it a little too far.

No, I'm kidding.

I

said, Chris said, you know, go do the things.

Right.

I was saying like, you know, Nike's just do it.

I said, just do it because you might be dead in a year.

I just did it.

And she just went and said, shit.

She don't need it.

I wasn't

talking about being a hoe, but I suppose it applies to hoedom.

Hoedom.

So thank you, because you're making me live life to my fullest.

If I can

inspire any

hoe

out there to fully achieve their hoedom, my work here is done.