Episode 37: All My Friends Are Sleeping with Each Other

But yeah, it's going to be a great weekend, but I want us to talk about something.

Yeah.

So obviously in the last episode, we talked a lot about tipping, so I wanted to tell you something, [chuckles] something that happened in Montreal last week.

So you know, you know when we record and, like, we talk about something, and you-- God will just put you in a situation where you are just like, "I can bring what we talked about to reality, and I will take that chance." That weekend in Montreal was when I realized that I have a talent of rage baiting people.

I didn't know before.

I'm a master rage baiter.

So tell me why is at Sweet and Reckless and the party is done.

So somebody bought a bottle and did not pay.

They now came to meet me, say, "Oh, person no pay." I said, "Wetin concern me? Like na me buy the bo- why did your waiter not, um, what is it called, like, hold the person before the person left?"

Yeah.

They say, "Oh, no, I have to pay, I have to pay." I said, "No, you have to pay."

Pay for a bottle that you did not buy.

I just said, because, long story short, I would, I would get the money back eventually, but I was just like, "Okay, let me just pay." So let's say the bottle is $300.

I put my card inside, $300.

I see 370 something.

I say-

Azal

... oh, three, I-- it was almost close to 400.

Oh, they, they put gratuity.

No be gratuity.

This one na tip.

Because gratuity is like if it's like a table.

Yeah, yeah.

This one is just me buying a bottle.

I say, "I no want tip." She said, "Oh, no, in Montreal that's how we do it here.