HYROX Awards 2026: Best Athletes, Rookies & Races of the Season · HYROX Rundown presented by Race Brain · Radar

Opening and Host Introductions0:00 – 2:28

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[upbeat music] All right, what is up? We are back.

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Whole squad in the house.

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We've got blazers, we've got ties, we have nice blouses.

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That can only mean one thing.

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It is our end of season Hyrox Awards.

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That's right, the most anticipated episode of the year, because we know that the elite 15 athletes are tuned in to find out will they or will they not receive the coveted Roxie.

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We heard last year that checks bounced.

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Couldn't be us.

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No way.

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They're just still in the mail.

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They'll get to you.

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We are back with my esteemed colleagues and co-hosts.

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Up first, fastest RMR athlete on the Jersey Shore, but you won't be seeing her on the Jersey Shore anytime soon, because that AQI is plus 500, and that is not good, folks.

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We've got Michelle Navarro live from the smoke-infested Eastern Seaboard.

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Michelle, how many N95 masks it, is it going to take to go to the grocery store?

Michelle NavarroPanelist

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I know.

Michelle NavarroPanelist

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It's pretty bad.

Michelle NavarroPanelist

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It's, it honestly could be worse, but, uh, we're seeing 175 right now in my town, and it means I'm gonna be staying inside.

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Ooh, 175.

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Those are rookie numbers.

Michelle NavarroPanelist

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Yes, it's-

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The Milwaukee-ites-

Michelle NavarroPanelist

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... not as bad

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... were, were complaining yesterday because they went for a, a long run, and then they looked after the fact, and the AQI was literally 520.

Michelle NavarroPanelist

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Yeah, that's-

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Why did they go for a long run?

Michelle NavarroPanelist

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... liter- literally dangerous.

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It's grit, Bracken.

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Just Milwaukee grit and-

Jack BauerPanelist

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I mean, Milwaukee's are filled with grit

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... stupidity.

Jack BauerPanelist

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[laughs]

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Stupidity is really the answer.

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And all the way from Colorado Springs, as sure as the sun rises in the east and sets in the west, if there is a Race Brain award show, this man will be suited and booted, tie on.

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He's got a great haircut to boot.

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Beard's looking strong, too.

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Jack Bauer.

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How we doing, Jack?

Jack BauerPanelist

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Hey, Matt.

Jack BauerPanelist

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Yeah, all that wildfire smoke, we had it last week.

Jack BauerPanelist

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Sorry to give it to the rest of the country, but it is rough.

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Ah.

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Not great.

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Not good.

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