Sep 7, 2026 · 1 hr 12 min · 15 segments
For this episode voted on by our Patreons, Dan, Michael and Helena look back at a movie Michael had seen an absurd amount of times, Paul Blart Mall Cop. Nominee for the ‘Grower, Not A Shower’…
This film, I think, so it's from the 2000s.
It's very from the 2000s.
Yeah.
It's incredibly from the 2000s.
It's about Paul Blart, who is a mall cop.
Who is played by, is it Kevin James? If you couldn't get that from the title, though.
Kevin
From the Adam Sandler verse.
Oh, shit,
We used to watch that a lot.
That show is problematic and has not aged well.
Oh,
yeah, not at all.
Oh,
I can imagine.
When I started watching this and I was like, yeah, I need to watch this, and Lauren was like, oh, okay, what's it about? And then she saw it and she was like, oh, it's The King of Queens guy.
And I was like,
yeah.
It's called Paul Black Walcott, what do you think it's about?
Okay, so it's basically about, it's Die Hard in a mall, and it's funny because he's fat.
There you go.
And he
falls asleep a lot.
This film, I think, so it's from the 2000s.
It's very from the 2000s.
Yeah.
It's incredibly from the 2000s.
It's about Paul Blart, who is a mall cop.
Who is played by, is it Kevin James? If you couldn't get that from the title, though.
Kevin
From the Adam Sandler verse.
Oh, shit,
We used to watch that a lot.
That show is problematic and has not aged well.
Oh,
yeah, not at all.
Oh,
I can imagine.
When I started watching this and I was like, yeah, I need to watch this, and Lauren was like, oh, okay, what's it about? And then she saw it and she was like, oh, it's The King of Queens guy.
And I was like,
yeah.
It's called Paul Black Walcott, what do you think it's about?
Okay, so it's basically about, it's Die Hard in a mall, and it's funny because he's fat.
There you go.
And he
falls asleep a lot.
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