Hello! This is the Doomed Show.
Jul 13, 2026 · 0 min · 17 segments
You have been screamin' or yellin' or shriekin' about a new episode of Hello! This is the Doomed Show, and here it is. Jeffrey and Richard talk about director David DeCoteau's Shrieker from 1998. Did…
I'm not gay.
I'm sorry?
Just because I have short hair and a great body, I don't want you to think I'm gay.
Okay.
I slept with 17 different women.
Not one of them was a man.
Fine.
I've
got a girlfriend.
Two girlfriends.
I'm obsessive-compulsive, but I'm not gay.
This sandwich
tastes as dry as hell.
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